Lesbian Christmas Story, A
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Release date:
December 5, 2019 -
Runtime:
2h 1m -
Cast:
Aiden Ashley|Joanna Angel|Silvia Saige|Charlotte Stokely|Jessie Saint|Sabina Rouge|Rocky Emerson|Jade Baker|Jackie Beat
A Lesbian Christmas Story is more than just a girl/girl film and I mean that in more ways than one. Ricky Greenwood has done some of the boldest moves I have seen a director take in many years. Drama, comedy, horror, yes, a horror movie. One that was done so well, the viewer is not grossed out by the combination of fear and fornication like we have seen others try and fail at miserably. Now, he has turned his sight on the grandest holiday of them all. I spoke with Mr. Greenwood briefly during the film release and what he said about this film, was that is was a tribute to those who came before him in so many ways. The cover of this film screams to the high heavens of something that contains not only thought but a passion. Being that Ricky has made one of the biggest splashes compared to any other director in 2019 I think we are set to see something truly outside the box.
Film Duration: 2 Hours and 2 Minutes
Director: Ricky Greenwood @RickyGreenwoodX
Studio: Sweetheart Video / Mile High Media
Release Date: December 5th, 2019
eXXXtras: These pictures that are included within this presentation online and to the press is stunning to behold. There is nothing stock from other films put into this one. We something new for each star and it adds massive value to buying this film online or on DVD. The shots are vivid and sharp and that is what ever fan and collector wants
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Silvia Saige @silviasaigexxx Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel Charlotte Stokely @char_stokely Aiden Ashley @AidenAshley Sabina Rouge @SabinaRouge Jade Baker @jadebakerxx Rocky Emerson @RockyEmersonXXX Jessie Saint @Saint_6969
Chapter One: Sabina Rouge and Jessie Saint
Scene Features: 5-Star Acting, Feet Smelling, Teen versus Teen, Foot Fetish, 5-Star Foreplay, Ass Licking, Dirty Talk, Titty Fucking, Face Sitting, Scissoring/Tribbing
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The Reveal:
You know that you are in for a treat when a “porn addict” wrote the film. The visuals are cute and from second one you are whisked into this wintery world of cuteness. “I’ll take the bed; you can sleep on the floor.” Genius and distinctive storytelling creates a world you become apart of very quickly. This is a true Christmas fantasy, complete with rhymes, great characters and the acting is wonderful. Every lady stands out. You will be chuckling, that I guarantee. “The Shoe Sniffer” and many others will have you intrigued and enjoying this tale that is a change of pace from what anyone would or could expect. Ricky Greenwood does it again. These characters are rich and flavorful like a nice big cup of eggnog. The first part of this family Christmas get-together has Sabine “the shoe sniffer” run into Jessie Saint getting a little hammered in the closet. The way that Sabina takes this fetish and makes it comical that sultry in a matter of minutes is wonderful to watch. This gem of the industry simply knows how to make any scenario become the sexiest fucking fantasy on the planet when it comes to girl/girl in 2019. We see the tale begin to take shape as Sabina begins to rip off Jessie's stockings to lick and suck her toes. The fact that the heavier action does not begin until almost twenty minutes in says so much. These performers keep you regaled and wanting more.
The Encounter:
You know that you are watching the best when they can make you enjoy something you normally do not or show you something you never knew existed. The toe sucking and foot worship, it is out of this fucking world. The production team takes you inside a teeny-tiny closet and every move is captured not with a cluster fuck of kinks and stiffness but this wonderful open shot of passion and need in each performers' eye. Sabina Rouge may be the best young kitty licker in the industry. When we finally her to see her slide Jessie’s pantyhose down to her knees it is worth the wait. She can take the viewer to a world that is intense, tasty and as real as can be. She puts you right there next to her. Jessie’s body is magnificent, as is Sabina’s. This is a feast for the eyes. You may not need Christmas dinner after you get your fill here. Sabina takes control, displays some of the yummiest fingering and keeps this type of kinky passion going all the way through the thirty-minute mark. The fingering just keeps getting better and better. Some of the best I have seen included with the amazing Sabina’s filmography in 2019. Another unique start to a film that is long, lengthy and very passionate. The way that this scene builds and builds and builds on the lust factor is amazing for young starlets like this. Sabina is on her way to becoming a trophy winner in the adjacent future. Jessie, what a show she puts on. She goes lick for lick with Sabina and has one of the most stunning bodies that will have you anxiously waiting for each layer of clothing to come off. This ranks right up there with Ricky Greenwood’s best openings. He gets you hooked from the start. The flexible fingering, that is a show you cannot miss.
Chapter Two: Joanna Angel and Jade Baker
Scene Features: Tattoos, All in the Family, Fingering, Breast Worship, 5-Star Pussy Licking, 5-Star Pussy Rubbing, 69 Action, Flexible positions.
The Reveal:
“That was a fucking collectible and you are going to pay for that!” This story is hilarious as can be and the way that Aiden’s “Grinch” like stepmom with a mixture of Cinderella’s stepmom and the wonders of a John Waters character. There are drunks, stuck up ass bags, little lonely maids, this has so much wonder in the character department. I sit here smirking as I think back on the one-liners and zingers that fill this second chapter and the entire film. The plot comes to light as Silvia is sent to invest in Santa’s porn career and films. My goodness, how this hits home with every industry person on the planet. All insider Easter eggs aside, we see that Joanna and Jade are about to take center stage as the expecting teen and the non-blood related auntie. This is some of the funniest damn shit I have ever seen. This is true comedy. Something that makes you think of the lines being spoken. As Joanna takes control with an aggressive kiss, I can only imagine what comes next.
The Encounter:
This is a true look at the future. Jade Baker, when you see that top come off and Mrs. Angel begins to worship those perfect ten natural breasts you will see the wonder that is Jade Baker. She has gone from rookie to ravishing entertainer on the move the quickest of any starlet. I can see this woman doing great things for years and years. Her acting is wonderful and honestly, a year ago it was dreadful, as was her performing abilities. Now, seeing her with Joanna Angel creating a fire that could warm up Times Square is a wondrous thing to see. We hit paydirt quickly with some great fingering but what stands out the most in everything Jade. Look at how precise her pussy hair is trimmed. I mean damn, you will be starring for more than a few minutes just in awe of this woman’s stunning body and attention she gives it. She may be the most striking model in all the industry. This is the type of woman fans fall in love with in a flash and now she can deliver as well as she receives. Joanna is amazing. She never fails to be the most amazing aggressor in the industry. She has the ability to make each girl purr with just that right amount of attention and aggression. I do not know how many fans are going to be able to contain themselves when they see Jade pulling out those long pussy lips and Joanna curled over watching every single move with that long tongue. There is no drop off in this “yule log” burning hotter and hotter. This is five-star pussy licking at every turn. I do not think that anyone has shot Jade Baker as stunning as Ricky Greenwood has when it comes to the beauty of a woman. I mean this is what makes a sex still a sex still. The wet and slippery pussy rubbing, that leads to this amazing fingering shot is just the beginning. The action keeps getting better. I won’t spoil the rest for you but the back and forth is passionate and you are treated to seeing these ladies go back and forth with the most rambunctious thirst for each other’s flesh. This is true pussy licking and you will work up a sweat indeed after this one. The camera angles are heaven sent in this one.
Chapter Three: Silvia Sage and Charlotte Stokely
Scene Features: Lingerie, Toe Sucking, Scissoring/Tribbing, Sixty-Nine Action, Pussy Rubbing, Face Sitting
The Reveal:
“You ruined my body!” There is so much that you will ask yourself, “should I be laughing at this?” Fuck yes, you should! “White lady problems” as I am calling it may be the funniest damn bit of script written in 2019. There is that feeling once again of Ricky taking your emotions on a wonderful roller coaster ride, where you ask yourself, “should I have eaten before I got on this ride?” Once again, yes you should have! Aiden is brilliant in this short intro. Her dialogue is so crisp. I do not know how she makes it look so easy. She is a true natural wonder of this industry. Then, there is Charlotte. My goodness, seeing this beauty strut her stuff as the arm candy to the drunken Dad of this crazy household is amazing to watch, then we see her draped in this lavish lingerie that leaves very little to the mind as Silvia Sage enters but it is those thoughts that create the wonder that makes this film so enjoyable at so many levels.
The Encounter:
Seeing Silvia Sage shown the way she always deserves to be in every film is a massive bonus for fans in this film. She is a brilliant actor, a sexy performer but we hardly ever get to see her cut loose in ways that truly show her prowess with women. Ricky Greenwood does just that. The white lingerie it goes hand in hand with this scene. The action does get a little over the top at times, but more is never less in this industry. The fast tongue of Charlotte Stokely gives Silvia Sage fans something they rarely get to see, a woman who knows how to make love to another woman on camera with style, grace, and glamour, mixed with this subtle nastiness that people can’t put their finger on but feel it on the surface of what makes this scene good. It is nice to see Silvia Sage paired with a performer like Charlotte. Fans will be talking about this scene. This start to the second half of the film is good, not great. We do get the eye candy that we desire and some of the most stunning visuals but seeing the girls moan at every single turn may not be what every fan loves in the girl/girl genre. Both women are amazing actors and I think did not let enough sexuality flow into the performance. There are some great angles and moments of wonderous kitty licking and the angles that showcase both women are things that every fan will love. The action is fast-paced, some of the fastest in the film. There is shot where you see Charlotte going back and forth from Silvia stunning looking pussy as she sits on her face. You simply do not see that anymore these days. As the scene “cums” to a close and Charlotte lets that perfect ten ass rest right of Silvia’s face in return, the action gets back to brilliance.
Chapter Four: Aiden Ashley and Rocky Emerson
Scene Features: Breast Worship, Tattoos, 5-Star Pussy Licking, 5-Star Fingering. Realistic Sex, Real Orgasms, 5-Star Seduction
The Reveal:
The Comedy Continues and it closes just as wonderfully as it began. One-liners like, “there is no Santa!” and “that was a blender, you stupid bitch!” They are the gold that has always had comedy and por joined at the hip. The grand finale puts our poor little Christmas angel Aiden Ashley on a collision course with Rocky Emerson. The story is short, sweet and has the type of foul language, non-PC wonder that makes cinema great of any kind. The comedy side of this film is fun to watch. I can not see anyone having a problem with comedy done this well. Then, when you see these two stunning beauties with supermodel bodies come out of these bland clothes that their characters are wearing you get a sense that you are in for one last amazing Christmas present hid far back underneath the tree.
The Encounter:
Rocky Emerson’s Sweetheart Video debut is a good one. The look that this tall beauty has, no one will be able to forget who she is for all the right reasons. There is nothing forced in this scene. Everything flows smoothly like a top-shelf whiskey. The show these two women is nothing short of spectacular. There is even a moment where Aiden Ashley catches a bead spit, mixed with cum, dripping off Rocky’s lips before it hits the couch cousin. Now that is pornography dear readers. The angles are once again in your face badassery! You will not have visions of sugar plums dancing in your head after this chapter of the story, instead, you will see Aiden Ashely with a mouth full of pussy as Rocky moans with passion in this over the shoulder shot is so vivid and detailed. This scene has so much raunchy realism in it. Seeing Aiden work up a sweat is an astonishing display. No matter what it is that these two ladies do in this scene it is money. The sexual energy in the room had to be so electric the Christmas tree prop most likely did not even need to be plugged in. The fingering is hard, horny and heavy. I mean this is how lesbian sex should always be presented to close a film. Aiden Ashley, no matter what she has done in her career, she puts a cherry on top that is tasty, shiny and as wonderful as it looks. This sex scene is a little short in time, but it packs a massive punch with what it is given. Aiden truly goes all the way and delivers the best of everything in this film. She steals the show. When you have such natural chemistry, everything else falls into play. The leg and though kissing, the deep wet kisses, the pecks, they all gain a few degrees when delivered by stars who have such passion and range. Aiden is off to an amazing start going into this next year. She simply makes the audience stand up and cheer. Rocky Emerson, all I can say is she delivers a wonderful surprise that no one will see Cumming. The film ends with a peace among all the characters in slumber and you truly feel invigorated at the end. So few films do that these days.
Sight and Sound:
The lighting is a bit too dark in spots, but the editing is so brilliant most will never notice. The camera angles are unique as hell and becoming a big calling card for Ricky Greenwood. The way that Christmas music is added, all the props and not just some bullshit thrown together makes all the difference. The graphics that start the film, the wonderous thoughts of having drag queens in amazing wardrobe is so fucking cool. Your eyes and ears are truly in for a show on this one XXX fans.
Don Juan’s Bottom Line:
It is a film like this, not ending in a lesbian orgy that proves adult cinema is moving in a different direction. The opening titles upon up a flood gate of wonder, cheer, comedy and grandiose acting and performance. This is how you grab viewers and show them another side of fantasy, sexuality, and entertainment. The sex stands out big time in this Ricky Greenwood creation. I think the trickiest thing can be casting amazing pairings and this is one of Mr. Greenwood’s most epic selections. There is this great blend of new talent rising to the top and veteran women of seduction and sexiness that make everything come to life that they do. This film is a mixture of Polyester meets Cinderella during Christmas time with Victoria Secret being the sponsor of the Christmas special. When you think you have seen everything that great performers have to offer, a catalyst brings them together to offer you something you never saw within them. Ricky Greenwood is just that. Charlotte Stokely, as I say that the Girl/Girl Performer of the Year is locked up with another performer, she shows me that there are so many sides to what she can do on screen. This is one of her most amazing performances of her career sexually and seductively. We see this with so many starlets in this film. Jade Baker, my stars, she is going places and companies better get reservations before she takes off into the night sky, fully booked and destined for a place few people ever go in this industry. Her sex appeal, look and style are mesmerizing. Aiden Ashley, this what you a second wind from a woman who has no fear. Her natural talents in so many places are just unbelievable. As we head into a new era of film making in the adult industry, she is primed for something massive again I predict, and this film shows why. When you mix that with such massive feature debuts as Rocky Emerson and Jessie Saint, you start to see that Ricky Greenwood, he has talent beyond belief. This film is something that has you reaching for the popcorn and being glad that you went for the option of extra butter. The senses are dazzled, and I think this is the type of film that truly appeals to all. Highly Recommended Review.