Director: Pearl Stone
Cast: Jolean, Austin O'Riley, Red Heaven, Wendy Devine, Jay, John West, Kris Slater, Eric Masterson, Dino Bravo
Length: 90 Minutes
Date of Production: August 5, 2003
Extras: Photo Gallery
Audio/Video: The video is presented in Full Frame 1.33:1 ratio. The picture quality is decent, somewhat blocky. The lightning seemed to be too bright and too dark during some of the scenes. Overall the lightning was okay. The audio was presented in stereo surround. The sound quality was good. The background music is horrible, but does not interfere with the actor's vocals. There is an annoying dog that barks occasionally and in the some of the scenes you can hear the birds chirping outside. Slightly annoying.
DVD Mechanics: Apparently this DVD ships with an additional bonus feature! Trailers! However, the trailers are nothing more than phone sex ads.
Body of Review: This feature presents four different girls in five scenes. The title is 18 and Lost in New Jersey. The girls aren't actually lost in New Jersey, as they are trying to get out of New Jersey. The title has no actually relevance to the horrible plot. Each scene review contains a brief overview of the girl's role in the overall plot, which is a cheesy excuse to having sex.
Scene 1: Wendy Devine
Wendy Devine, NOT to be mistaken for the lovely Wendy Divine. This Wendy is a blonde with a less than decent looking face. She has a pretty nice body with medium sized breasts.
Wendy is applying for a housekeeping job, which turns out to be a naked housekeeping job. She happily strips off her clothing. She then engages in oral sex with her future employer. The scene continues with oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial.
Overall the scene was pretty dull. Her oral scene was okay. The sex scene was unenergetic and simply lacked anything that seemed remotely exciting.
Scene 2: Jolean
Jolean is a pretty cute blonde with small breasts and a great body.
Jolean is staying with John West to learn to play the violin. However she tells John that she is not really interested in learning to play the violin. She just needs a place to stay. John decides to let her stay as long as she provides John with sex. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with the money shot on her stomach.
This scene was so much better than the first, but it still wasn't that great. Her oral scene was pretty good, but not the best I've seen. I didn't care for the positions used, which gave some pretty bad angles. The sex was a lot warmer than the first scene. John and Jolean seemed to have decent chemistry. The scene was okay.
Scene 3: Austin O'Riley
Austin O'Riley, she's a blonde girl with a very pretty face. There's just something about her that I like. She has decent sized breasts, a great ass, and a good body. However in this feature she doesn't look that great.
Austin stops by Jay's place and asks him for advice. She wants to leave New Jersey. But she doesn't have any money. They talk, he decides to help her and then they have sex. The scene includes oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Jay unloading inside of Austin.
I was very unhappy during part of the oral segment. At one point Jay adjusts his leg and by doing so he covers Austin's face! This results in a blocking of Austin's face while she is giving Jay oral. Very disappointing. The end of the scene was a let down. After sixteen minutes of sex, Jay unloads inside of Austin. Afterwards the scene just cuts out. We the people demand proof! Major bummer. The sex was pretty decent in this scene, not the best I've seen of Austin. Overall I was disappointed with it.
Scene 4: Red Heaven
Surprisingly Red Heaven is a red haired girl. She's quite young and a very bad actress. She has perky breasts and a nice body. Her face is less than what I'd consider okay.
Red is getting her palms read. Apparently she's going to be stuck in New Jersey along time. She's unhappy at this prospect because she hates New Jersey. She ends up having oral and straight sex with the dude reading her palms. The scene ends with the money shot on her ass.
This girl has one of the most annoying voices on the face of this planet. Well, maybe not that bad, but it's still annoying. Her oral scene was decent, but the sex lacked any heat or emotion. Overall this scene was less than okay. Nothing exciting here folks, move along.
Scene 5: Austin O'Riley
After scene 3 Austin and Jay went off Prague. This scene begins with Austin returning to her boyfriend's place. She's convinces him to take her back by using sex. The two engage in straight and oral sex. The scene ends with the money shot on her ass.
This scene was almost as good as her first scene in this feature. This scene didn't have the same issues I had with scene 3. The sex was somewhat energetic, but overall slow. The scene was okay. It really wasn't that special. I think one scene of her in this feature was enough.
Concluding Words: I was originally excited to view this feature. Austin O'Riley is a favorite of mine. She's very attractive. In this feature she seemed to look different. She didn't look as good as I've seen her. While her scenes were decent, they just seemed to lack any kind excitement.
This one idea seemed to be a reoccurring theme. The girls for the most part weren't that great looking when compared to others in the adult industry. I personally did not feel excited in anyway during or after viewing this film. While some of the scenes did have energy, they just weren't good. In short, this feature was borderline horrible.
Also I wanted to note that I usually give individual scene ratings, but in this case I opted not too. The individual ratings were so low there was no point.