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***welcum to my fun page!*** o(~)o:*: **my name is Alyssa** *(or Zipos)* im 4'11", 89lbs, and I have the most perfect boobs you'll *ever* see! c( O.O ) ***what members receive:*** ..
GUYS I think thereβs something wrong with my pussy π¨itβs been eating everything that touches it π°β¦β¦..maybe you should touch it with your pp to make sure itβs safe and so you donβt lose your hand ofc hahaβ¦.π
May 12, 2025 - 05:00:30which picture is better? π€¨Answer, or Iβll m0lest you π«΅ (thatβs a joke)
May 9, 2025 - 18:37:13Look at what I got in the mail today ππThis box is from 1999 and contains cards from the base set (AKA - the first set of cards ever released in the US in 1999)! You can look up the card list for this box because it always guarantees the same set of cards. The coolest one being a holo Vaporeon π I plan to always keep this sealed and safe and to never open it! If I get another one in the future, Iβll open it for yβall :D ππ
May 3, 2025 - 21:45:21would you be mad if I farted in your grandmaβs oxygen machine? π it comes from a place of love π€ππ
April 28, 2025 - 23:51:34you died π΄ββ οΈππ«΅
April 22, 2025 - 21:59:21π£ happy Easter!! ππ°I hope you guys had an amazing day! I spent some of today dying eggs and enjoying some food π€. Second slide is my Easter outfit for today and third slide is some of the eggs I dyed :D tell me about your day if youβd like πI hope yall had an amazing day and happy Easter, smelliests πππ«΅
April 21, 2025 - 02:10:46I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his face (my way of saying that I was going to destroy him in-game) and he said not to threaten him with a good time and that thatβs his fetishβ¦ bro really a freak like me ππWhere my fart freaks at ? πππππ€
April 11, 2025 - 23:06:13I really love how freaky you are. Youβre freaky like me. Weβre meant to be π¦Άπ₯ΉπΌπππ«΅
April 5, 2025 - 22:39:05Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Timβs wife is a whore π€π€ iykyk
March 28, 2025 - 20:49:52Hypeβ¦ or no? π€¨π¦ΆThis pack is from 2000. Shit older than me π²Please dont ask me to open it or Iβll bite you π¬π¦·π‘πΎπ©ΈHad to get this one bc red gyarados is my favorite pokemon πππ£οΈ
March 25, 2025 - 00:27:18my underwear reads: βcaution, WET.β So watch out, pal. Or Iβll get you π«΅πππ¦π¦
March 22, 2025 - 21:23:41sometimes I want to bark at you until you think thereβs something wrong with me ππ¦Άπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
March 21, 2025 - 01:39:10let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hotel room and force you to be stuck with me !!!!! πππππ (I will never leave your side) ππ
March 6, 2025 - 22:14:40A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? π holy shitβ she looks terrified π (itβs bc I told her no more catnip toys bc sheβs crazy) ππ
March 5, 2025 - 01:51:50your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head π (this is the part where we laugh and then start making out)
January 23, 2025 - 03:55:48lookβ¦ I never said I was smart. butβ¦ maybeβ¦ if I can make you cum, you can ship it to LA to help fight the fires π I feel like cum would be a very fire-suffocating type of liquid πππ Please. Do it to save the GTA map ππ
January 12, 2025 - 23:09:41Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all the time like a dumbass πππ maybe I should do it again π€¨
January 7, 2025 - 20:59:35Nowβ¦ back to our regularly scheduled programmingβ¦ ass ππΊ
January 4, 2025 - 23:37:09am I allowed to post gaming clips here? π³ shits pantsdont ask why I play like that. I was locked in π
January 4, 2025 - 23:35:27HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! πΊπ₯³βοΈif you'd like toβshare your New Year's resolutions with me in the DMs! ππHere's some π ±οΈitty for you and i hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you π«΅π«Άπππ
January 1, 2025 - 08:33:12anyway, minion or da bob foβ today ? π€¨and noβ¦ not freak bob this time π«΅π
December 31, 2024 - 02:07:42challenge: figure out when this meme will die π²π²π²π² itβs never-ending at this point shit following us into 2025 πππππ (not even my grandma followed me into 2025) πππποΈ
December 31, 2024 - 02:05:00holy shart, a video πππΌnow tell me your weirdest dream so I can point and laugh at you π«΅π€€πΊ
December 28, 2024 - 20:43:04I hope you guys got some great gifts for Christmas! ππI got a giant jar of p00p and some casino chipsβ¦ so Iβm very happy πππ₯π₯π(Joke) π§
December 26, 2024 - 22:55:39βοΈ Happy Christmas Eve and happy holidays! I hope everyone is having a lovely time this season ππ¦ Much love!! π©΅βοΈ
December 24, 2024 - 21:53:47I got like 10 bajillion clips like this and better (crowd cheers) πDo you think you could beat me in a quickscoping 1v1? π² be fr π«΅π
December 22, 2024 - 23:12:46bet you couldnβt beat me in a quickscoping 1v1 on cod π«΅π
December 22, 2024 - 23:04:23tryna skibidi rizz you for the holidays π«΅ππ (sharts) π
December 20, 2024 - 23:15:27and then thereβs me π±
December 19, 2024 - 00:24:41selfie with my furry-ass partner in crime: Bug ππ«΅πΌAKA: Blug π₯ or fuckass π₯π₯π (jk, except for the blug part)
December 19, 2024 - 00:23:26bro is judging me π±π
December 16, 2024 - 01:39:30Putting my pussy in your face so you'll send brain rot memes back and forth with me π«΅π (i'll get you to do it eventually if it's the last thing i do π€¬)
December 14, 2024 - 01:00:02I spy with my little eyeβ¦ you and me holding hands while we watch ninja low taper fade memes in bed together πor the Minecraft pig on my leg. That works too πno fr tho, yesterday I was walking outside to get my mail when all of a sudden I saw this massiveβ π₯·πΆπ (iykyk π)
December 11, 2024 - 22:22:03can I tho? πΌπΌ
November 25, 2024 - 02:11:21Hey guys πIβm sorry for being quiet lately Iβve been spending some much-needed time with the fam. Life got a little crazyπ΅βπ«but Iβm back now and Iβm ready to make it up to you. πIm curious to know what you wanna see from me content wise. Answer this poll and if the thing you wanna see from me is not in the list comment it below.Also DM me what you voted for and ill send you something if I already have something for you π«Ά
November 21, 2024 - 00:04:16if you don't like this I'll come into your bed and m*lest your big toe tonight π«΅πΌmy threats are never empty π π
September 16, 2024 - 22:03:57People always ask me how Iβm doingβ¦ But they never ask me why I think Mozart did 9/11 πππ
August 31, 2024 - 22:03:03would you let me fart in your face? π (If I could vote, Iβd personally vote for the first option)
August 21, 2024 - 23:03:24!!! SO excited for bo6 to come out πββοΈπ² π you guys gonna play it when it comes out? π§
August 14, 2024 - 22:03:03fuck it. here's these from 2020 as well! π July 23rd, 2020, to be exact :) These are coming up on 4 years old. Yikes O-O I posted the first image on my story a few times recently and yall seemed to *really... really* like it, so here's this second pic from the same shoot that I forgot existed until I found it today! :D I remember hating the second photo, but I thinkβlooking back on it now, that I look quite cute! :o I'll fs have to go back to this style of: less makeup and less clothes photoshoots π π
July 9, 2024 - 00:16:21holy throwback... O-O These are from August 11th, 2020. That's the date on the images, at least. But I actually think they're from before then. I think they're from a little before February 14th, 2020βwhich is the exact date I launched my first OF page... this one :D On the last slide, you can see that this page used to not be free. Funny enough, I ended up making this page free on my birthday not long after I made it. And then, on the same day, made my VIP @zipoz :D I wanted a place where people could get cool stuff for free, so here we are today :) A lot of you may remember me from these pics! And a lot of you wont since you're from my Reddit accounts that came much later, but either way, these were pretty much the first pics I ever took for OF! I'll be posting some more content from this era on here since I recently was lucky enough to find it all again. So I hope you enjoy :D ππ«§
July 9, 2024 - 00:06:05ππΊπΈ ***HAPPY 4TH OF JULYYY!!!*** πΊπΈπ π *I hope y'all have an amazing 4th of July* πΈ 𧨠*ill be sure to explode a firework in my ass for y'all later tonight* π *(jk I canβt donβt that)*
July 4, 2024 - 20:27:02ππ ***DONT FORGET!!*** ππ **to check out my VIP page!** β‘οΈ ***@zipoz*** β¬ οΈ π *itβs only $3 for hundreds of posted nudes!* π§Έ *content is cheaper there!* π *I post more personal stuff!* π§Έ *I have B/G content posted!* π *& overall itβs a better deal to follow me there!* πΈπ **click to see my VIPβs benefits!** β‘οΈ ***@zipoz*** β¬ οΈ
June 22, 2024 - 22:03:13π§Έπββ¬ *I sent you my new vids in your DMs today!! so donβt forget to find them!* πΈπ€ β¦*or Iβll find you instead* π«΅
June 21, 2024 - 22:14:06Iβm curious if you guys would be interested in a video of me talking while giving an in-depth tour of my 100% survival MC map :D I love MC & have been practicing building on the game since I was 12β¦ 13 years old or so :) so Iβve gotten decently skilled! I did build everything on this map :D Lmk if I should do a video with me talking while show you guys my map :) π
June 20, 2024 - 03:29:02they always ask ***"how tight is it??"*** never **"how smelly is it?"** πππ *...this is a joke, my pussy doesn't smell* π but if you're going to insist that it does, then you might as well sniff it to get fact-checked π
June 19, 2024 - 22:03:13***NEW SELFIE JUST DROPPED!!!*** ππ *now like it or Iβll fart in your face* π€¬πΎ **whatβre you doing?!!** *my threats are never emptyβ¦ so get to it, pal* π‘
June 6, 2024 - 02:40:26πΊπΈ ***HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!*** πΊπΈπ½π **RAHHHHHH!!!** π¦ π¦ **WHATS BETTER THAN AMERICA & TITTIES?!!!** π₯ππΊπΈ **MORE TITTIES** βΌοΈβΌοΈ so here you go, enjoy my Memorial Day titties, you upstanding citizen, you πππβ€οΈπ€ Iβm gonna go blow up a firework in my ass now π *jk... i wouldn't do that... maybe...*
May 27, 2024 - 22:03:20π¦¦βοΈ *if you saw me at Zion National Parkβ¦ would you even notice my nipple peeking out, or would you be so distracted by the insane, natural scenery?* π€ποΈ ππ²
May 24, 2024 - 17:15:43π«§π§Έ *a freebie for the best people ever!* πππ«
π *if you want the full version of this video just message me & ask!* π :D
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