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  • Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people?

    **Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.**

  • I read a science fiction book where people drill for mercury as a power source.

    **It was by Hg Wells.**

  • I gave up drinking for the new year
    Sorry, that came out wrong.

    I gave up.

    Drinking for the new year.

  • What are your New Years resolutions?

    *I'm upgrading to 2460×4820.*

  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

    *Bacon and legs.*

  • What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

    *He had to resort to excessive violins.*

  • My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means.

    *I said “Relax. It’s not the end of the world.”*

  • My friend lost is job at the zoo.

    *They caught him spanking the monkey.*

  • Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree?
    *Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.*

  • My great grandmother got me a ps5 for christmas-

    *My so-so grandmother got me socks.*

  • Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?

    *Because he always accepts cookies.*

  • A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree

    When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

    *The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”*

  • There are 3 types of people in the world; those who are good at math...

    *And those who aren't.*

  • A tree's first winter must be terrifying.
    *Imagine the releaf they feel in spring.*

  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

    *Then it just becomes a soap opera.*

  • If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective...

    *I'd say it's Doctor Whom.*

  • The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep up to date.

    *They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.*

  • What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

    *"I'd tap that."*

  • Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory?

    *He was short staffed.*

  • I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

    *I am going to call it Boba Fetish.*

  • Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?

    *Because they are filled with anty bodies.*

  • I'm an expert in ice cream...

    *I went to sundae school.*

  • What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear?

    *Eye Candy!*

  • How is a mountain similar to a penis?

    *While measuring its length, no one can agree where the base is.*

  • A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

    *He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.*

  • Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked...
    in cookies, brownies and cake.

  • What word starts with "E" and ends in "E" but only has one letter in it?

    *Envelope.*

  • People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.

    *It's your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about........it's been collecting dirt on you for years.*

  • So, I went to a ninja parade

    *It was a complete rip off. I didn't see a damn thing, but I kept finding candy in my pockets.*

  • I got fired from a sperm bank...

    *Every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"*

  • What burns longer, a red or a blue candle?

    *Neither, they both burn shorter.*

  • I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theatre.

    *It's ok though, it still saved me money.*

  • What do you call a metric cookie?

    *A gram cracker.*

  • Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?
    Because the shelter was non prophet.

  • A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.
    *He calls it Fool’s Gold Bakery. The slogan is “We do Pyrite.”*

  • Who Flips Frankenstein's French Toast?

    *Count Spatula!*

  • Did you hear about the cyber criminal who got away?

    They ransomware!

  • Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cakes. I would highly recommend them.

    *They are the best thing since Sly's bread.*

  • Why was the shopping center’s father ashamed?

    *He didn’t raise his daughter to be a strip-mall!*

  • "BLACK FRIDAY SALE" My house.

    *You And Me...All Clothes 100% Off.*

  • As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

    *I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!*

  • My friend was dating two blonde haired, blue eyed twins from Sweden, but he couldn’t tell the difference between them.

    *He finally worked out that Anna has a little freckle on her right butt cheek, and Bjorn has a moustache.*

  • I'm considering stuffing my clothes with candy bars.

    *That way, I'll always have Twix up my sleeve.*

  • I hate IKEA but whenever I go, I can’t leave without buying absurd amounts of things for my house.

    *I’m suffering from Stock Home Syndrome.*

  • What do you call men who make "Women belong in the kitchen" jokes?

    *Single.*

  • Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy's name was written in the snow?

    *It was done in Minnie's handwriting.*

  • Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation world record?

    *Eventually he pulled it off!*

  • Every time I go through a fast food window They hand me my food and say “sorry about the weight.”

    *I know I could lose a few pounds but this is just rude.*

  • My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.

    *I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.*

  • Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled?

    *He made a dill with the devil.*



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