Seattle, October 27, 2021 – With the help of the COVID pandemic, sex toys have become ubiquitous in bedrooms around the world. That provided Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow, the unexpected opportunity to help people better protect their hard-earned cash and valuables. His newest invention appears to be an ordinary Autoblow A.I. male masturbation device but inside is a hidden cavity designed to be filled with items one wishes to hide from thieves.

The Autoblow Decoy Safe, as its short infomercial suggests, is especially effective against burglars when covered in lubricant and placed amongst a number of other pleasure tools, suggesting a hastily abandoned masturbation session. With Youtube now full of safe cracking instructional videos that show burglars how to enter most popular models of home safes, they are an increasingly less secure place for valuables. The Autoblow Decoy Safe, the world’s first sex toy safe, will provide homeowners additional piece of mind when leaving home at a cost of only $39.

Inventor Brian Sloan said,

“Every time I show my family or friends my new inventions, they are always afraid to touch them, asking first if I’d used them. That gave me the idea that burglars must also have the same natural aversion to handling used sex toys, which I realized could be used against them. Even the most debased burglar probably wouldn’t fiddle with a used Autoblow covered in lubricant. It truly is the safest place on earth to put your valuables.“

About Autoblow Decoy Safe Inventor Brian Sloan

Sex toy inventor Brian Sloan graduated from law school in 2005 but decided he had a greater potential helping people masturbate than he did helping them with their legal problems. He has been profiled in Playboy magazine and  appeared on hundreds of news websites including Vice, Techcrunch, Engadget, Business Insider, Jalopnik, and others. His latest invention, the Autoblow A.I., is the first sex toy to harness the power of artificial intelligence to act more like a human and less like a machine.

Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan: [email protected]

PR contact Brian Gross: [email protected] / 818-340-4422

Autoblow Decoy Safe Video Links: VIMEO (downloadable) YOUTUBE