Nerds of Porn, the online adult production brand fusing porn parody with internet meme culture, geek aesthetics, and digital subversion, has (temporarily though) closed up shopped to been taken over by the “spirits” of kink, camp, spooky parody, and cosplay with the highly anticipated return of its cult-favorite Halloween merch line: SPIT ON IT Halloween — a raunchy, tongue-in-cheek homage to the famous halloween pop up Spirit Halloween stores.

This year’s “SPIT ON IT” takeover/drop is bigger, hornier, and more unhinged than ever, launching just in time for the spooky season with an all-new collection designed to scare… and spit on that thang.

The new year’s limited-edition lineup includes:

• SPIT ON IT Logo Tees: featuring SPIT ON IT banner logos and the takeover of the Nerds of Porn.
• Hoodies & Sweatshirts: featuring an orange SPIT ON IT logo sweater and a zip-up hoodie porn homage to the 2010s dark era of “Kink” porn.
• SPIT ON IT Scented Candles: Yes, really. Choose our intoxicating blend smell of “Pre-Cum”: because nothing sets the mood like wax that smells like sin and nostalgia.
• Porn Cosplay Costumes: Hyper-stylized costumes inspired by the viral side of porn, like a massage therapist, a pizza delivery guy, or an AI chatbot girlfriend.

“We’re so happy the spooky season is back,” says Adam Christopher, head of production of Nerds of Porn. “It’s exciting to bring back SPIT ON IT halloween for all of the spooky, nerdy, and parody fans, and the new merch line for this year is hilarious and awesome”.

All SPIT ON IT items will be available this week for a limited time only at NerdsOfPorn.shop, with global shipping, discreet packaging, and a 100% “No, your mom won’t know what it means” guarantee.

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