Chinese Man Masters Japanese While Masturbating to Porn

Dedicated Porn Enthusiast Takes “Going Japanese” Literally.

Jukko Song calls himself “Just a regular Chinese dude making YouTube videos in Japanese.” That’s a little unusual. It’s nothing near as unusual as how Song came to know enough Japanese to make those YouTube videos.

Unlike traditional language students, Song eschewed formal education, tutoring, or classes. Instead, he invested a great deal of time and energy absorbing knowledge from a uniquely non-traditional medium. In other words, he watched 4,500 Japanese porn videos and paid special attention to the dialogue.

According to DimSumDaily.hk and the Google Translate to English function, Song also calls himself the “Prince of Dirty Jokes” and “Asia’s Last Gentleman” on Instagram. According to Dim Sum Daily, his YouTube channel covers a range of “provocative topics,” all in his porn-taught language.

Among his stories is how he came to know Japanese well enough to cover any kind of topic, let alone a provocative one. Song, who not only has an excellent memory and taste in adult entertainment, also has a sense of humor. One that allows him to laugh at himself and his accomplishments. His Reddit reputation is that he is a Chinese comedian who performs “skits” online in Japanese. His inspiration is said to be Japanese-Australian comedian “Filthy Frank (Joji).” During a visit to Japan, Song collaborated with Japanese comedy YouTuber Sora the Troll.

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Thanks to language translation software, those who do not read Chinese can see the titles of his saucy stories and confirm that yes, that’s a lot of dirty sex talk in Japanese from a Chinese man. Deeply person subjects he riffs on include “I love dicks in China,” “I love dicks in Japan,” “I love small boobs in the rain,” “I’m hard right now in Japan,” and “Where is the pussy?”

Other videos that sound especially interesting are, “Girls’ feet are the most delicious in the world,” “Please step on my face,” “I’ve been lying all this time in China,” and the provocatively titled, “I just farted in the sky.” Sadly, non-Japanese speaking visitors will not have the pleasure of understanding Song when he swears or talks nasty.

A prime example of his skill at self-effacing wit is his video about how he learned a foreign tongue. First, he rests on a bed of crumpled tissues and speaks in his second or third language. He also claims to speak English. In time, the proof of his success in passing the Japanese-Language Proficiency Test N2 certificate is brought into view, before fainting from the effort, he thanks the Japanese actresses who made it possible. This includes Sola Aoi and Tsukasa Aoi.

Possession of an N2 certification creates a multitude of quality-of-life improvement possibilities. Now accessible is access to both Japanese vocational programs and universities. All because a young Chinese man who has never traveled to Japan or the United States loved watching Japanese porn. He urges those who want to know more to DM him on Instagram because he is “too lonely, anyway.”

Fans of the lonely if multi-lingual Song can show their love and support by purchasing Jukko Song merchandise. Hoodies, t-shirts, caps, sweatshirts, keychains, stickers, smartphone cases, and more await memorabilia collectors. Clever slogans like “The Last Gentleman of Asia,” “I love dicks,” and “By the way, I’m naked now,” decorate the merch, as does his college headshot and an adorable picture of him holding a cute white cat.