Does Size Matter? Some Ladies of TikTok Measure It Up

February 17, 2024
ARIANA LEVI

Let's explore these Trending Top Videos of TikTok Ladies taking this age-old debate head-on with a tape measure.

Dear reader, before we get into what size comes to mind when people say it does or doesn't matter, I want to remind you that the size of our bodies has no bearing on our worth, capabilities, or potential for healthy relationships. Now, our cultural anxieties surrounding size are complex. But the good news is they’re often rooted in outdated beliefs and power dynamics, so the future is ours, and it starts now.

It's difficult to pinpoint when we started asking if size matters, but the concern goes back thousands of years to ancient civilizations. THOUSANDS! ANCIENT! Currently, scientific research focuses on understanding average size and variations, dispelling myths, and emphasizing that size has minimal impact on sexual function or pleasure.

I’ll share some historical fun facts before we dive into more modern understandings and perspectives about size:

Rock art and fertility sculptures often depict exaggerated phalluses.

In some societies, penis size might have influenced social ranking, with larger sizes symbolizing dominance and power.

Some medieval medical writings offered theories about ideal penis size that were often based on questionable assumptions and lacked scientific basis.

Freud’s interpretations of sex increased anxieties about penis size and its impact on male identity.

Here are Peach’s standards:

12”: “Oh my goodness, no!”

10”: “Absolutely not.”

7.5”: “I mean, we’re getting warmer.”

6”: “It’s getting close.”

5”: “Ah… perfect.”

As she holds the measuring tape at 5” next to her face, we can appreciate the convenience and comfort of things simply fitting. Does size matter to Peach? Only after 5 inches.

What does Lara think is too much?

12”: “What am I supposed to do with this? This is taller than my belly button and wider than my waist. This is a fatality.”

8”: “We’re going to have to talk about storage solutions.”

7”: “You’re really pushing it. You are quite literally pushing it…”

5”: “I think we can accommodate this. I think this is perfect.”

Cera Gibson uses a measuring tape to explain why she thinks we don’t know how big 12” is. She pulled the ruler out to 12” and explained, “Do you see that? Just in scale, where is that going? Not in here…” she said as she held it next to her face. She pointed to the 3” mark and said that that is how much the average girl could handle, maybe 5” “if she’s a pro.”For Cera,

5”: “Completely fine.”
6”: “Fabulous.”
7”: “Almost too big.”
8”: “Definitely too big.”
9”: “Fucking sick day.”
10”: “ER”.
11”: “27 club.”
12”: Now I’m just skipping my next life.”
“Anything after that is completely unethical!”

What can we learn from these hilarious ladies on TikTok? The consensus is that anything after 5” matters in the worst way possible. But don’t fret, dear reader. There are ways to compliment your size if you feel it’s… below average. Be brave and try using your mouth, hands, and toys to accomplish your pleasure goals. And if your size crosses the “what am I supposed to do with this” threshold, remember that you might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but you’ll be some special person’s shot of tequila!

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