Throwback Thursday: Kagney Linn Karter Made A Boobs-Forward Run For President

February 22, 2024
NAOMI LEROY

Well, she certainly won some erections, if not the election…….

Hey Fleshbot fans! If you’re in the US and got a day off for President’s Day earlier this week, I hope you spent it having fun, maybe even getting laid. Today, February 22nd, is George Washington’s actual birthday. We all learned about the cherry tree, “I cannot tell a lie”, blah blah blah, but I’m bringing something more interesting than mattress sales and apocryphal stories about dead guys to the table here by pulling this week’s Throwback Thursday pick from Brazzers, released in 2016. This scene was riffing on the satirical run for the US presidency by Deez Nuts, only, of course, it was changed to Deez Tits. Let’s check it out!
We open on Kagney Linn Karter in an office, posing wrapped in the US flag and wearing a flag-styled string bikini. Among her campaign promises? “Shaking this rump all over the oval office!” We watch her strip and twerk and jiggle all over the office and then we sit in on a meeting between Kagney and her campaign staffer Levi Cash in which Kagney’s inner monologue mostly focuses on the handsome fella and distracting him with her tits. The meeting dissolves into Kagney bouncing around her office and soon, Levi is naked and sporting a big ol’ boner and these two are ready to rattle the drawers of her desk loose.

Kagney begins on her belly on the desk as Levi fucks her mouth and then she opens her legs and begs for him to rail her right there on the desk and he happily obliges, pounding her slit and taking breaks in between to slide his shaft all over her clit and get down on his knees to eat her out. As a woman looking to be leader of the free world, she of course has to get on top at some point in this scene and she definitely gets her squats in for the day bouncing on Levi’s wood, screaming about how bad she needs fucked, spurring him on to go even harder from the bottom and fuck that “presidential pussy” the way it needs. Their strategy sesh turned fuckfest ends with his gooey nut in her mouth.

All satire aside, Kagney Linn Karter passed away a few days ago and died of an apparent suicide after grappling with mental health issues for years. I had completed this post before that and thought that maybe it shouldn't run, but it's also a fine time for it to run. She lived unashamed of her work so why not celebrate her life, especially with such a topical post. The US Presidential election of 2024 is crucial. We need to elect people who care about marginalized individuals (such as sex workers and the mentally ill) and will work tirelessly toward every person getting basic human rights, food, shelter, and medical care. A sex worker would make a fine president, arguably better than most of the options that are likely to be on the ballot in November as far as someone who represents and can relate to most citizens. All eligible US citizens should vote in every election from local on up to national. Your right as an adult to access porn might be on the line this year, not to mention LGBTQIA+ issues, reproductive rights, and a slew of other important stuff. Check vote.gov to check your registration in your locality and get all the info you need to do that. Get on that!