FleshLinks 04-03-23

Five Dirty Sex Ed Secrets

If the only things we ever learned about sex were taught during a public school sex ed class we’d likely be… well, a lot like we are already, I guess. Social influencers have dumbed down the curriculum to the point where kids can’t help but assume that everyone they meet is straight, talking about sex is vulgar, the female reproductive system exists in a vacuum, only bad people get STIs, and if you’re not always horny then you’re frigid. Don’t believe the hype! Click here.

Sixteen Songs That Piss Off Prudes

Nothing seems to piss off people who want sex to be bland more than people who want sex to be exciting. It comes as a shock to absolutely no one that saucy songs are popular objects of condemnation and the past three decades have been especially ripe with them. Katy Perry kissing girls, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s juicy pussies, Britney Spears dancing with a snake, Taylor Swift advocating for gay rights, and 2 Live Crew declared “legally obscene.” Here’s a fun list of songs guaranteed to get a rise out of someone. Click here.

Twenty Celebrities Who Got Nekkid for Playboy

As we all know, when mainstream celebrities dabble in adult it’s because they are daring, artistic, and courageously exploring their sexualities. When the rest of us do it it’s because we can’t find respectable work or we do too many drugs. All that aside, we have Playboy Magazine to thank for letting us see Daryl Hannah, Denise Richards, Sharon Stone, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Dolly Parton, and even Paris Hilton stark raving naked. But there’s more! Click here.

Nude Weatherman Pics Lead to Email Forecasts

When one door closes a subscription email list somewhere opens. Such was the case when a New York City meteorologist whose live-streamed nudes were spread around by someone either obsessed with him, or out to get him, lost his job as a result. Like the rest of us, he needed a way to stay in the game. Alas, the Emmy-nominated weatherman will be fully dressed during his five-dollar-a-month weather subscription service. But his fans will know the pollen count and whether to pack an umbrella. Click here.

Porn Legend Jenna Jameson Can Walk Again

In 2008, on stage during the AVN Awards, multi-award-winning porn actress Jenna Jameson famously announced her retirement from adult, saying she would never “spread my legs again for this industry.” Jenna has dipped back in the porn pond since then and, tragically, suffered a series of health and relationship upsets. The good news is that whatever has kept her legs too weak to carry her is beginning to abate and she’s been walking mostly unassisted for a year. Click here.

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