Wank Wednesday: Reading is Fundamental and Fucking Fun

Purple Prurient Prose Part 1 of Many --- Explore some of the largest free online sex story archives!

Hey there, Fleshbot fans! We all love looking at naked people so to some degree, that’s why you’re reading this blog, right? Naked bodies are great, but one should not discount the awesome power of the erotic story for arousal value and the ability to really fill up one’s spank bank with detailed fantasies for later enjoyment. Also, because this is the internet, there exists the ridiculously laughable cray cray shit-- sorry about your brains, millennials in particular, if you clicked there, but some of this stuff is great for a laugh too. We’ve got plenty of great stories posted here on Fleshbot from the lovely Bella Night and occasionally myself. There are also plenty of great erotic novels out there for your pleasure, which is a few more columns of material in itself, not to mention the hottest trend of audio sex stories, but for today I’d like to remind you of the existence of two amazing and largely free sites that have been around for ages, for your wanking pleasure and to satisfy a lot of curiosity because you can find almost anything you’d be curious about sexually, written about on one of these sites, even things not possible in physical reality-- sci-fi, fantasy, it’s all there!

Let’s fire up the time machine and tell you a story about horny college Naomi --- fat, autistic, awkward, nerdy and generally quite introverted, but also, really fucking hypersexual with no outlets for it. Not a lot of that has really changed to be perfectly honest, but I do have a really great passel of lovers and partners these days. Still a perv though, and a professional one now! Also, I had no money and lived at home in college so porn needed to be free and accessible and it was easier to hide a screen of text than pictures if someone came into my room without knocking.

To date myself in a really big way, I used to find smutty pictures and stories on Usenet before it became a wasteland overrun by spam. Ultimately, the closest replacement for Usenet these days is Reddit, where one can find lots of fun stuff both porn and mainstream, and our Flesh Trends column is doing great at finding you all of the hottest porn subreddits. If you’re old like me and want to reminisce and find your favorite spicy group from back in the day (alt.sex.fetish.startrek, anyone?) the Usenet Archives may be of interest. Also the alt.sex.stories text repository is a fun place to poke around.

Literotica has all of its stories categorized and tagged by content for your surfing pleasure for whatever might be tickling your brain at that moment. You can surf the tags and if you like a particular writer you can see all of their submissions by clicking their byline. You can leave comments and ratings for the stories and the little “hot” flame icon shows you what people have really loved reading. The gigantic archive also boasts erotic poetry, a podcast, audio stories, stories illustrated with pictures, a lively discussion board, an advice column, a print anthology, and more! To keep track of long-running series (I saw one story with 168 chapters!) there’s a convenient link to the most recently updated series in their menu. Since it’s a user-created site, you can try your hand at writing, but need a free account to post. Literotica also has a chat feature. Always be careful in sex chatrooms to not give anyone your real info or fall for scammers, but they can also be fun places to explore fantasies.

Solotouch is a site all about masturbation! Just about everyone does it, why not celebrate it! It boasts a post archive of erotic stories but also years and years of posts with folks of all different genital configurations honing and sharing their jack and jill off techniques and favorite spank bank fantasies which sounds super weird and you wonder at first why you’d want to read about that but then you get sucked in and turned on and end up trying out a few of the techniques on yourself. It’s very hot to read anonymous confessions, to me anyway. The site also has a discussion forum and a chat feature, but again, in order to post, you need at least a free account. Solotouch is largely free, but with a premium account, you can also get access to view and post videos, access video chat, and help to keep the site online for everyone to enjoy!

Go forth and enjoy these icons of free Internet smut!