Bitch, You Are Fucking Awesome In Your Darth Vader Bikini And Gentleman’s Hat!

First off, I must be cordial and say Happy New Year everyone and I hope all of you have had a great 2012 and are ready for an even better 2013! Anyone asking about my New Years resolution, well it is still 1920 x 1080 and I doubt I will be changing that anytime soon.

This New Years Eve I decided I would go to stripper work at Hustler (they had this super cool beaver ice sculpture out for New Years!) as I always have a great night that night due to everyone being in Vegas to party but unfortunately this year it was a bit different. I went in feeling fabulous and looking fucking awesome. I had spent all day looking for this certain gentleman's hat (what I call a top hat) and had found it to pair up with my Darth Vader bikini and I saw myself and said "Bitch! you are fucking awesome in your Darth Vader bikini and gentleman's hat!" The "Bitch you're fucking awesome!" stopped at the outfit as a short hour after I had arrived I had begun to feel seriously ill and it was not cool! I actually had to go home early because I just could not work in that condition. Well, that's just fabulous!!

I unfortunately have still been ill these past couple of days, I am concerned it is something with my appendix but I really do not like hospitals so unless if I start feeling worse I will be avoiding making an appearance at the hospital. Who knows? Maybe I just have the flu, it seems to be going around as even my daughter is sick again (like she gets every time I have to put her in preschool when I have to work) I am probably going to have to attribute my illness to some little germy kid that got my daughter sick, that got me sick and my freaking out about my appendix is probably just my anxiety. I don't know. I just know I feel like fucking shit since New Years Eve night though I am slowly getting better.

Tonight I have plans of going to do some promo pictures for Hustler Club and I am going to pray I feel better by tonight, but even if I don't I will have to fake it the best I can because I just don't like agreeing to do something and having to let people down so even if I end up puking tonight at least I wasn't a flake. I think this is going to be kind of difficult as I am being told the photos will be in some indoor skydiving place and I will be in the wind tunnel thing. This should be interesting, a sick porn star stripper bitch taking photos in an indoor sky diving tunnel, I can't wait to report back on this adventure!

I really don't have much else going on in the next couple of days because I am just trying to feel better for my next trip up to LA in a few days here. I just wanted to leave a quick update to let you all know that I am not dead though I may feel like it right now LOL! I will be back to my normal self soon and have more interesting adventures to report on but for now I probably should just go back on the couch and have some more Airborne. I hope you all are doing well and stick with me as 2013 the Falcon will be taking off from Mos Eisley Spaceport and taking over the porn galaxy!

(P.S. I am 122 days alcohol free!!!!)

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