Chanel Gets Kinky

I was just sitting in the Oakland airport for a very, very long
time. After a long day for Kink.com my plane decided to break right before we
took off. We had to de-board yadda-yadda-yadda and then sit there for an hour.
Good thing I had orgasmed all day long, otherwise I may have been crankier. 

Today was my first time working with Kink, and I have to just say
how impressed I was with them. First of all, I didn't have to bring a goddamn
thing. I did of course bring a carry on of stuff just in case (after all it is
porn), but I never needed any of it. I don't ever need star treatment but damn,
Kink had it all. When shooting they had little Advils and Imodium (you never
know) lain out on the table alongside neatly stacked Luna bars, one behind the
other. I had my own water bottle with my name on it and an array of juices
available to me as well and little packs of gum. The bathroom had stacks of
necessities: enemas, douches, baby wipes, etc. They even had a box of new
toothbrushes and little mini deodorants to take, and who can go wrong with the
pina colado scented shower gel? Their bathroom soap also had little exfoliating
beads, which got me really excited every time I washed my hands.

I felt as if I was at the "Alternative Lifestyle" Holiday Inn,
except for the dungeon downstairs. Holiday Inn has never given me Advil and
Imodium, and if they did it would cost me ten bucks. I love the thought of
getting hog-tied downstairs, then grabbing a gourmet coffee on you way up to
the room where there is more yummy treats like TV and Internet. I even had a
very pleasant chat with their driver about shoving bowling pins up one's
asshole. 

Oh yeah, the scene. I was so excited about the exfoliating hand
wash that I almost forgot to tell you I got fucked by a robot today. Yes, a
real live robot. I hugged him before our scene and told him he was a stud, and
I wanted him to rock my world, Big daddy. He got an immediate erection at this
point and came over and stuck it in me for a good, oh, I don't know, two
seconds before I came. Just kidding but Hitachi vibrators and robots are
definitely a "yes".  ;)

-XO Chanel