William H. Nutsack
is one of the few directors that seems able to spin gold out of
anything these days, his tributes to professions as strokable as his
popular oil-laden titles have become over the years. Due to his
successes, Elegant Angel
gives the man a lot of latitude with what he does and the results
impress even jaded old porn hounds like me at times. The latest
extravaganza by the mad genius is called Busty Cops On Patrol,
described on the disc as a title about "female cops with big busts",
playing at the fantasies many of us have regarding those we hire to
protect us from evil doers. Women cops are something of a role reversal
to most of us, their authoritative control over us a bit exciting,
especially when they are the rarest of the rare, good looking with big
breasts. The flip side of the matter is that many women have cop
fantasies too, the stereotypical officer being decisive and possessing
way more testosterone than the rest of us seem to display. Going into
the show, I was happy to note that each of the ladies was a stunner in
some fashion, Gianna, Shyla Stylez, Charley Chase, Claire Dames, and
Jada Fire all possessing large breasts in uniform and Kagney Linn
Karter a smoking hot newcomer, playing a role as an undercover hooker
not a problem either. It was as close a parody of the television show COPS as I have seen in
porn, perhaps with a dash of "Reno 911" tossed in for good measure. In
any case, fans of the adorable female cast, the cop theme in general,
or just raw energy filled sex with chemistry should consider this one a
"must have" and I rated it as Highly Recommended. The high
definition version looked substantially better, the visual upgrade
earning my appreciation as the ladies looked even better than before,
the upgrade well worth it for collectors. In short, Busty Cops On Patrol was a lot of fun, had some superior replay value, and was a very
strokable movie from one of the best directors around so give it a look.
this one features a contract hotty, this time the sexy little Riley
Steele, complete with her enhanced chest and crystal clear blue eyes.
As expected, most of the footage shot was done in the point of view
fashion so the viewer could fantasize about boning the babes himself,
though there was again a departure from holding too strictly to this
approach for those purists demanding 100% POV. In any case, with a cast
including Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Codi Carmichael, Nicole Ray, and
Riley Steele, the bets that this fuck flick would trip my trigger
remained very high. It was full of hot women giving exciting performances so I rated it as Highly Recommended
within the genre. I would have appreciated better extras, more tease,
and a stricter adherence to the POV camera angle but I can't deny that
each of the ladies present gave 110% to make this one of the best
volumes in the series to date. Kristina Rose led the pack with Alexis
Texas close behind (pun intended) but even Codi Carmichael, Nicole Ray,
and Riley Steele seemed to be in rare form as they fucked and sucked
their way into inspiring the intended effect. In short, Jack's POV 14 had a lot of POV fuck for the buck and surpassed Jack's POV 13
in terms of quality sexual misconduct, the movie certainly proving what
I've been saying about the director for years now as far as how his
talents can enhance a production.
Riley will also star in Jack's Teen America: Mission 23 , the series often dedicated to
youthful ladies seeking to win a fictitious beauty contest by means of
sexual persuasion. Robby is the lead male character Jack, a man kicked
out of the family fortune and forced to make it on his own, resulting
in his shooting porn to pay the bills. The leads this time are lovely
Riley Steele, Angelina Valentine, and even Stoya fresh of one of her
wins when this was shot awhile back. It had several very heated performances displaying strokability, replay value, and a lot of fuck for the buck so I rated it as Recommended.
Riley Steele was a dream come true, Angelina Valentine was great, and
Stoya showed she could still have fun with Scott like the good old
days. In short, Jack's Teen America: Mission 23 is worth
waiting for so when it comes out next month, reserve a copy for
yourself as Riley really impressed me as something special, the gal
finally strutting her stuff as a full fledged contract performer to
seek out (giving Erik Everhard a run for his money). While only time will tell if Riley will become the next superstar sensation offered by the company (her mainstream debut highly anticipated as something more appealing to the masses than boring tales of cold hookers), she is clearly warming up to her role in the industry so fans should rejoice.
these days. There is no doubt in my mind that Manuel has a rapport with
the ladies and while he would not be in my top ten guys to go to for
advice on setting my camera's f-stop, the action on his flicks is a
step up from many of his peers in terms of the raw energy he captures
so often. His latest movie coming my way is Evil Anal 9: Special Set, the sequel to Evil Anal 8.
As expected, the emphasis here is on anal action, the bevy of beauties
all gifted in their ability to take a stiffy inside their ass while
looking like they want it hard. The double disc set did not skimp on
extras either, some bonus scenes rounding out the lengthy movie to add
some fuck for the buck. It was not his longest, most polished, or even most heated flick to date
but it had a lot of fuck for the buck, solid performances, and that
intangible fun factor I appreciate so much so I rated it as Highly Recommended.
Emma Heart, Riley Evans, Chayse Evans, Kelly Divine, Velicity Von, all
contributed to this stroke-fest of porn, even Dana's desperation ploy
amusing as she applied her "anal whore" persona to the material at hand. Sure, I would have enjoyed a full scene with Holly West but the
extras and movie provided enough for me to enjoy that I'm glad Manuel
keeps trying to outdo himself. In short, Evil Anal 9: Special Set, the sequel to Evil Anal 8,
kept up the expected standards of anal depravity and with a cast
providing something for almost everyone, it should appeal to many of
you as well.
Chris Streams
has been shooting porn for many years now, starting out working at
smaller companies only to work his way up the food chain to be
distributed by Jules Jordan Video
these days. This is nearly the mainstream equivalent of going from
shooting home movies to signing a multipicture deal with Universal or
Sony and it involved a whole lot of work and patience from what he told
me not long ago, this helping motivate him to providing the most fuck
for the buck he possibly can. His latest release is a bit different
from what he has shot under the JJV label previously, the title being Rio Loco: Special Edition and the theme being a series of orgies captured in South America where
anything goes. The first impression I had about the movie was how long
it took for the first sex to start but that was quickly replaced by
finding it amazing what was taking place in the target rich
environment. If anything, the approach struck me as a modified version
of Chris' uncredited work at Shane's World, except he got to jump in
repeatedly and sample the goods too. It very few extras but aside from the duration of the movie, it should
probably be used to encourage tourists to head out for the sexually
charged atmosphere of Rio given how impressive the ladies were in the
scenes. Even when they were not fucking and sucking up a storm, the
cast was having a ball, truly earning a rating of Highly Recommended
for anyone able to handle the way the limits were sometimes pushed by
the players, even some choking for the squeamish to avoid. In short, Rio Loco: Special Edition was nothing like I expected and the variety of action so great that
even the questionable advertising (about the movie being over 6 hours
and the missing photogallery) could not dissuade me from finding this
on my short list of top titles of the year.
Sam No/Mason is probably the most twisted director at Elegant Angel
these days, competing against directors elsewhere such as Belladonna or
Jake Malone in terms of pushing the limits of a select group of gals
that like to do it all regardless of what they are "supposed" to like.Mason's latest title making it to me is Battle of the Asses, a
selection of scenes starring some of the most bootilicious babes in all
of porn such as Alexis Texas, Ava Rose, Kelly Divine, and Rachel Starr.
The five scenes (six if you include the bonus scene from Alexis Texas is Buttwoman)
also included some color with wonderfully ripe Pinky and phat assed
Cherokee D'Ass, Rachel making her comeback loud and clear. Given the
director, cast and company it was being shot for, I had a tremendous
amount of faith that this was going to be a bunch of bouncing bun fun
that I would be praising for some time to come, emphasis on the "come"
part seeing how much quality tease there was offered up. It had four scenes that could serve me for a long time with many replays,
the weaker ending scene enough to merit a look at best for fans of
Pinky like myself. The net result of the better action by Kelly Divine,
Ava Rose, Rachel Starr, and Alexis Texas was enough to earn the fuck
flick a rating of Highly Recommended though, the strokability,
replay value, and casting superb in most ways. The high definition
version was definitely an upgrade in terms of the visual appeal for me
too, the large screen television almost demanding it to look proper,
perhaps the picture was optimized for that version of the production.
In short, Battle of the Asses was a delightful little romp into
decadence related to teasing, big booties, and a wonderful cast of
sexually charged performers you will definitely want to check out on
your own.
Muffia
is one of those internet companies that caught me by surprise when I
saw one of their parodies earlier this year, the levels of humor and
heated sex enough to beat out a similar outing by a mega-conglomerate
producer. Their latest release coming my way is called Molly's Life Vol. 1,
a selection of six scenes starring Molly Cavelli and her friends as
they frolicked in the Miami area having lesbian sex. While some of it
struck me as the generic lipstick lesbian action all too common to
porn, there were enough flashes of passion and fun factor goodness to
merit further attention whether you buy the DVD or simply get a
membership to the website for even more such scenes. It had me wondering when I was told how great it was but once I started
watching it, I couldn't stop (even for a bathroom break). Molly Cavelli
is a dreamgal on the level that few contract women ever achieve, her
friends adding to her appeal as they have fun together and enjoy the
Miami experience so I rated it as a high end Recommended or
better, the web-to-DVD experience making me want to get a website
membership to see what else Molly has been up to of late. In short, Molly's Life Vol. 1 got me thinking that Molly Cavelli is much like girl next door Casey
Parker was when she was brand new to porn, her frisky attitude selling
the movie to me again and again. Yowza!
Erik Everhard
is currently one of the best male performers in the porn industry, his
talents as a director also well above average. That is why it makes
sense he is distributed by Jules Jordan Video
and not working as a flunky somewhere else, his performing prowess such
that he is in constant demand (not as a guy that'll work for cheap or
last minute either). His last flick fell victim to circumstances beyond
my control but I'm happy to say that Sport Fucking 5: Special Edition made it to me just fine, the box cover displaying a host of cuties the
big guy would be working with. I admit that I was most interested in
seeing Erik pound into Sarah Vandella and Jenaveve Jolie but even a
quick glance at the others here showed me he wasn't out looking for
bargain rate gals either. It was a lot of fun and had a sweet cast of babes to compliment the director's talents so I rated it as Recommended.
The levels of fuck for the buck, replayability, strokability, and
technical matters all added to the fun for me, nearly convincing me to
go even higher. In short, Sport Fucking 5: Special Edition was
an enjoyable way to self serve my needs thanks to the ladies in the
cast like Sarah Vandella and Jenaveve Jolie but make sure you add a few
points if you like newcomers not quite ready for prime time porn
because several gave the impression that they were learning on the job.
William H. Nutsack and Elegant Angel
are sometimes referred to as a pair of "formula heavy" producers by
critics, the movies that make addressing what fans want most and
applying specific formulas for the cast to follow. While this could be
a bad thing if taken to the extreme, I'm more than happy waiting a lot
of heated tease, ladies getting oiled up, and then having passionate
sex with a partner over artistic endeavors that only work in the minds
of drug induced wannabes that make the claims in the first place.
William's latest endeavor to apply a formula then is Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3: Latin Edition, the sequel to Swimsuit Calendar Girls #2 that I liked so much, the obvious change being the emphasis on Latina babes this time to cater to their many fans. It was an easy title to rate as Recommended thanks to the casting,
the performances, and the technical expertise that went into the
production. The straightforward formula was such that it worked for me
consistently and never detracted from the ladies, each of them looking
their best under the sun. In short, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3: Latin Edition was another notch in the belt of Nutsack that proves formulaic porn
doesn't have to be boring or lame, the ladies clearly appreciating
being allowed to have fun during their respective scenes so check it
out.
Jules Jordan Video
is one of those companies that you virtually always get a lot of fuck
for the buck, their double disc sets so jam packed with material that
is also high in quality, fans know just where to go when wanting value.
One of the best directors at the company is Mike John,
the man having arranged a distribution deal so he would maintain
ownership and have much more say in the specific sex acts he puts in
the movies, the casting by the man among the best in modern gonzo.
Mike's latest release is Elastic Assholes 8: Special Edition,
the latest in a long line of heated anal shows. The big selling point
here is how much anal sex the ladies have, how well they take large
cocks in their respective asses, and how much fun they convey having
while doing it all. If that isn't enough for you, consider that the
cast included such popular ladies as Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, and
Holly Fox, just to name a few. It had three really good scenes and three worthy of some replay so I rated the double disc set as Recommended.
The quality of the technical matters, the casting, and the overall
production was well in line with what the director has released in the
past so fans will not be disappointed, the amount of anal fuck for the
buck quite high. In short, if you like anal action you will almost
certainly appreciate Elastic Assholes 8: Special Edition, the latest in a long line of backdoor titles by the master gonzo director himself, Mike John.
Lexington Steele
has long been hailed as one of the best male performers in the jizz
biz, his penis size more than most women can take without considerable
effort limiting many of his performances for me. While I still contend
that his best works are typically shot by other directors such as Jules
Jordan, his works at Mercenary Pictures
have indeed shown improvement over the years that it has been in
existence on a technical level, his ability to capture raw energy from
those he works with increasing too. His latest title to make it my way
looked like a winner in the interracial field, a title modestly called Lexington Steele XXX #11.
The emphasis on interracial sex wasn't the biggest selling point for me
but the cast including gals like Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and
Trina Michaels sure made me sit up and take notice. None of these women
have ever proven themselves to be size queens but I was ready to see
just what they could do with a big fat cock, my initial disappointment
that Alexis was not paired up with Lex overcome when I saw she was
working with the powerful Spaniard Marco Banderas. The movie had three very heated scenes, one pretty solid one, and one better left
on the drawing board but in all I thought it merited a rating of at
least Recommended or better for the amount of fuck for the buck
it had, replayability, and stroke value. The technical matters could
have been better polished up (especially, but not limited to, scene
three) and the extras could have been enhanced but it was still a
decent outing by the performer-turned-director. In short, Lexington Steele XXX #11 benefitted greatly by the inclusion of Sarah Vandella, Trina Michaels,
and Nyomi Banxxx, Alexis Texas adding some value too for the fans even
though she did not work with Lex this time so check it out.
Mike Quasar
is sometimes referred to as the most awarded director that never
received his just awards over the years, his having shot hundreds of
titles for absentee "directors" that were then handed awards for
projects they had little to do with. While this is the lot in life of
many people in our capitalist society, it reminds me of how many others
take credit as director when they are not even on set, the practice far
too common these days as far as I'm concerned. That said, Mike is
usually given his due these days, fans seeking out his works enough to
merit making sure his name is on the cover and in the credits and his
latest title making it to me is Water Melons. The movie is
dedicated to women with large breasts, almost all of them sporting
implants (water=saline implants) that tease and have sex with a variety
of guys, the one on one nature of the scenes just fine with this
reviewer. The movie had a solid cast of ladies (and men) worthy of your time, money, and
seed, Gianna and Courtney clearly leading the way in terms of best
performances so I rated it as a solid Recommended. I would have
liked to see more strip tease, even that promised extra containing it
as advertised on the cover, but the complete package was pretty solid
overall. In short, Water Melons was worth checking out if you like big tits, just a bit of tease, and some heated boning by worthy babes.
Elegant Angel
is one of the few companies that has seemingly come back from the near
dead, several years ago the general industry viewpoint being that it
was on the verge of collapse even during the good times the industry
enjoyed. Thankfully, the company did not fade away, the result of some
solid business decisions and the introduction of director William H. Nutsack
really helping upgrade the movies released make the grade, my own
appreciation such that I was supportive when the vote came around last
year to make Elegant Angel the best company in porn according to
Xcritic. Well, as I have recently reviewed a few of their very best
efforts to date, I was also handed a few titles that were designed to
fill a specific niche rather than appeal to a larger audience. One of
these was Big Wet Tits 8, the sequel to Big Wet Tits 7, a series dedicated to large breasts and the usual tease so many fans seem to like these days. It was not always the best he has to offer but the stronger scenes had
tremendous replay and stroke value, even the weaker ones good enough
for a bout of personal boning or two so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Big Wet Tits 8 was actually an upgrade from Big Wet Tits 7,
the casting giving it legs but also some additional heat that lasted
longer than the comedic ditty by Nutsack sung at the end of the flick
so give it a look.
Mike John
is a director many fans appreciate for the way his double disc efforts
allow them to spill lots of seed for a fair price, his eye for detail
well known throughout the porn industry. While some suggest his works
in the POV genre are his very best, others counter by pointing out some
of his heated interracial efforts, both sides claiming victory in the
debate. His latest title to make it to me is Peep Show 3: Special Edition ,
a show full of first class sluts and lots of lingerie, the ladies each
knowing how to tease their way into our collective consciousness. There
appeared to be an attempt at diversifying the cast this time too, some
interracial action courtesy of Sean Michaels, as well as the Asian
flavor of London Keyes, Asa Akira, and Jessica Bangkok not to be
overlooked. The movie was full of some mighty fine fucking, the cast almost always showing
some talent for their chosen field of endeavor so I rated it as
The levels of replayability, strokability, and enthusiasm were such
that some of you might even consider it worthy of a higher rating, Mike
proving to be on the ball in terms of casting some top notch talent. In
short, Peep Show 3: Special Edition was a solid combination of
action and tease that will leave porn aficionados drained and happy,
never needing to go into circus act sex or extreme crap in order to
display a good time by all.
side project, or perhaps just a particular line with specific
attributes that will be announced later. His first release under this
heading was Anal Junkies On Cock, a series of gonzo scenes
where all the ladies did anal sex with a variety of men from low level
mope (the first few scenes) to Lexington Steele or Sean Michaels on the
high end acts. For me, the clinching point was seeing Lisa Ann and
Claire Dames leading the rest of the cast but there was precious little
to go on in terms of advertised expectations other than the requisite
anal action employed by all of the gals. The movie was not significantly wilder than his better works of the past but it
did manage to show a number of cast pairings that worked on multiple
levels, especially Lisa Ann's scene and Claire Dames' work here. The
technical values were generally good and there was a wealth of POV
footage shot for the "POV Alley" extra included on the disc, the
package worth a rating of Recommended for fans of gonzo anal action. In short, Anal Junkies On Cock proved that Vince can still offer heated sex scenes without a large
crew, the difference between this and some of his previous works being
the rougher edges and raw energy here so give it a look.
Red Light District
has long been established as a gonzo production company so when it
jumps on the popular bandwagon of features or parodies, people tend to
dismiss it out of hand (and unreasonably). It has been years since they
dabbled in features that were helmed by James Avalon (such as his Sunny
Lane hit She Bangs!
but given the economic troubles of the industry, they have decided to
try their hand at the popular sitcum or parodies market with Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw.
For those of you that don't follow all the wacky reality television
shows on cable and in syndication, this one set up a series of
vignettes tying together a quasi-feature in the self help genre with
Mike Horner portraying "Dr. Screw (the porno version of Dr. Drew Pinsky
from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew). Having caught a few bits of the
original show being parodied, I'll admit that the porno version will
probably have better acting, better direction, and better celebrities
though in a twist of fate, at least a few of them have either been on
the show or will be on a spin off sex rehab version later this year
(Mary Carey and Penny Flame, respectively). The vignettes start out by
introducing the thinly veiled celebrity's names and issues, such as
Penny Flame portraying "Ditsy Blowhan", her second time acting like the
celebrity reject for a comedy. I went into the movie looking for humor,
great sex, and a passing attempt at spoofing the original show,
surprising myself to find out it was a lot of fun. I rated it as Recommended though I came close to boosting it up
a notch because the elements often worked so well together, so your
mileage may vary upwards if you consider the replayability and
strokability factors here. In short, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw surprised me at how much fun it was even if it was the epitome of low
budget porn parodies, the lesson learned that a creative idea can prove
most appealing to fans of the genre such as myself.
Brian Pumper is the new kid on the block in terms of having his works distributed by Evil Angelbut already there are some that find his movies exceptionally hot to
watch and appreciate the manner in which he showcases so many big butt
hotties. His latest release there is the lengthy Mr. Butt Fetish that lasts over five hours long, a considerable length BTS feature also
included on the double disc package. As an ass fan myself, I wondered
if Brian would be able to live up to the name he has given himself,
knowing that the quality of ladies performing here was a well rounded
selection to say the least. The movie had a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck, much of it emphasizing
anal sex though the two dedicated solo scenes (by Alexis Texas and
Aurora Jolie) were pretty strong too. The amount of chemistry and
passion were on the low side but the double disc package certainly
merited a rating of Recommended from me, maybe more for some of you that are devoted fans of the cast. In short, Mr. Butt Fetish lived up to the name of the title with Brian showcasing a whole lot of
asses and gapes, always keeping in mind what he wanted to do even if
there were some rough edges included in the final product.
Cezar Capone.com
is the website and production company led by one of the most imitated
directors in the industry so it makes sense that he would bring some of
his former colleagues in to shoot content for him. One of the best
known of these goes by the name Dirty Sanchez,
the inside joke about a filthy sex practice having nothing to do with
any of the scenes I've seen of his over the years. Well, the latest
title of his credited solely to him in recent memory is now out, a cute
set of four internet scenes called Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3, the sequel to the well regarded Miami's Juiciest #2.
The theme of the show is pretty similar to his other work in that he
picks up ladies off the streets of Miami that have a certain "curve
appeal" and gets them to do porn via his camera to be placed on the
popular internet website. While I know the scenes are about as scripted
as anything else these days, they still had a kind of appeal akin to
the Shane's World releases where you never know just what the couples
are going to do or where they will do it (lots of public nudity) but
they generally have a good time screwing before all is said and done.
Heck, each of my screen captures from the scenes even has a
scene-specific trailer so you can see the ladies before you worry about
buying the DVD but this also showed me how appealing the website itself
was, my only regret being the lack of many extras and the show
including a mere three scenes. It may not have been as perfectly solid as the company namesake's title I
reviewed just the other day but it was clear to me that Dirty had upped
his game considerably since his last place of employment and the
results were well worth a rating of Recommended. I would have
liked better extras but even a casual glance at the website showed me
that there should be a lot more scenes coming out with even sweeter
looking women, these gals all still living up to the titular premise.
I make no pretense about my support of director B. Skow at Vivid Entertainment,
the man earning my accolades over the years by bringing a superior way
of offering newcomers in his BNF series as well as providing far better
showcase efforts for the contract gals employed by the company. His
latest such effort is called Undress Me (SD and Blu-ray) and
once again, Skow offers up a heaping helping of hotty Sunny Leone,
thankfully doing a vastly superior job to the titles released by her
fledgling production company. This time, Sunny was advertised as doing
men again, this time her new beau Ariel King taking the place of Matt
Erickson, the results of which I'll describe below. I know Sunny is
better known for her lipstick lesbian antics but anyone suggesting she
is not one of the most beautiful ladies in all of porn probably needs
his eyes examined so any release where she is doing what fans, fanboys,
and especially slavering fanboys have begged for should be at the top
of anyone's list. In terms of the high definition Blu-ray version of
the title, I would go so far to say that even before watching it, I'm
sure it will do her justice like only Skow has done to date. It was a nice little showcase for the rarely seen Sunny Leone so her fans
should consider this a "must have" fuck flick even if she was not the
sexual highlight of the movie. Her looks should keep the fans lined up
until she decides to try her hand at another line of work and frankly,
she could have worn a potato sack and walked around the house to
satisfy some of her most devoted followers but the overall impression I
got from the flick was that it merited a rating of Recommended thanks in large part to the supporting cast that gave so much and so freely to elevate the score. In short, Undress Me (SD and Blu-ray) had a variety of peaks and valleys to talk about but ultimately, Sunny
and associates pulled it off despite the mediocre male cast they had to
work with (at least Voodoo wasn't bad).
Ray Bones directs at Diabolic,
providing some of their best work from what little I've been allowed to
see over the years. While his movies may not offer as much material as
the "double disc" companies seem able to do, his quality level seems to
work more often than not so I was happy to see his latest female solo
title called All About Me 3. For the uninitiated, the series is
unlike most such titles offered by lesser companies, the scenes being
shot specifically for the movie rather than edited out of full scenes
released elsewhere, the quantity of gals diddling themselves with a
variety of toys (usually toys from the company's Evolved Novelties
line we review so often here at Xcritic. The gals, in order, this time
were Andi Anderson, Ahryan Astyn, Asa Akira, Ashli Orion, Cecilia Vega,
Charisma Cappelli, Diana Doll, Natalia Rossi, Sienna West, Tanner
Mayes, Tyler Faith, and Tori Black; and as always, there was no genetic
juice or population pudding in evidence since no meat puppets took
part. The movie provided exactly what is advertised and in sufficient quantity that I felt it earned a rating of Recommended.
The movie was shorter than last time but had better extras and some
additional energy at times, the result being fans of female solo scenes
should enjoy it repeatedly as they pleasure themselves in unison to the
gals they hold most dear. Several of these ladies have either left porn
or taken a leave of absence for now so it might help you bide your time
until you find a new favorite or they come back too. In short, All About Me 3 really was "all about" the ladies in question as they serviced
themselves for your viewing pleasure so give it a look and see why I've
become a fan of the series.
Jules Jordan has proven to be nothing less than the driving force in gonzo porn for years now, his distribution efforts at Jules Jordan Video
often as praiseworthy as his own efforts. While Jules excels best when
he is providing lots of tease and providing lengthy scenes with no
limits, a great many of his fans appreciate his focused efforts even
more so the recent release of Feeding Frenzy 10: Special Edition , the sequel to Feeding Frenzy 9,
is probably newsworthy to them given the wait time they have had to
endure since the last outing nearly two years ago. As always, the
ladies do not screw here, they merely apply their oral talents to a
group of low level quality mopers, each scene guaranteed to show the
lady swallowing. This time, there was a distinctive "old school" feel
to the title, several of the scenes clearly from a few years back (shot
in full frame, using a guy that has been in prison for a long time, and
gals that have left the business to pursue other endeavors such as
religion) but starting off with hotty Sunny Lane, working through with
newly retired Andi Anderson, and showing Nadia Styles proving her
skills despite leaving the industry for "god" were almost as
appreciated as seeing Nautica Thorn, Madison Ivy, and Allyssa Hall
going at it. In short, I expected a lot of this double disc title even
though I'm not a huge fan of BJ-only flicks. The movie combined scenes that I'm pretty sure were used on the director's
websites with newer material, Jules as demure as ever as he focused on
gals giving head to a group of losers. There were scenes easily worthy
of better titles in his library and others that would have been decent
for lesser directors but the overall package earned a rating of Recommended from me largely because of how uneven some of the material ended up being. In short, Feeding Frenzy 10: Special Edition, like Feeding Frenzy 9
before it, was the kind of thing that should be considered a "must
have" for fans of blowbangs even if it was not the very best Jules has
to offer, the mixture of various styles by the ladies keeping it from
becoming too predictable as is usually the case at weaker gonzo
companies.
B. Skow is currently the driving force behind upgrading the quality at Vivid Entertainment.
He shoots gonzo, vignettes, and even features from time to time but his
technical background and photographer's eye help elevate the production
values on most of his works. His latest title coming out last week was Flashback ,
a set of five vignettes featuring hotty Briana Banks as well as smaller
roles by smoking hot Nikki Jayne and demure Houstonian Meggan Mallone.
While I believe Briana has a few more flicks in the can that are yet to
be released by the company, this was one where she did a lot of anal
(even a DP) and reminded her fans that she was the original "throating"
expert under contract for them. It had a number of rough edges in the technical department as well as
thematically but since it featured Briana Banks, her fans should
consider it a "must have" while most people should consider it as Recommended.
The use of three contract gals was a wise move even if they were not
used to their fullest capabilities, the touches that Skow added
certainly giving the flick extra fuck for the buck, replayability, and
strokability. In short, Flashback might not have been as well
handled a vignette as I would have wanted, the strengths outweighed the
weaknesses to the degree that you may well rate it higher than I have.
The high definition version of the movie was visually superior too,
enhancing the look of the ladies in all the scenes (though not so much
for Meggan given the lighting issues mentioned above), so give it a
look if you have the right equipment to properly enjoy it in Blu-ray.
The Mooninite's often twisted tastes in porn led him to suggest the following titles this time such as Gran Prix: Amazing in its ineptitude, Gran Prix isn't in the least bit
erotic nor does it come anywhere even close to good - that said, it's
pretty entertaining stuff for those who appreciate the baddest of the
bad when it comes to low rent seventies smut. Bad acting? An
unattractive cast? A horrible plot? Bad camera work? Terrible
soundtrack? Primitive cinematography? They're all here and more. Those
looking for something to stroke to will look elsewhere but trash movie
fans and exploitation buffs can consider this fantastic turd of a movie
heartily recommended; Behind The Scenes Of An Adult Movie; a more interesting as a
time capsule of the industry that was rather than any sort of erotic
distraction but it's got historical merit enough to warrant a look for
fans of vintage smut. You won't likely find yourself wanting to whack
off as you watch it, but you might learn something; Sensuous Vixens: a nice surprise. The sex is plentiful and
genuinely arousing, the film is fairly well shot and it gives Tina
Russell plenty of screen time to do her thing and do it well. VCX's
transfer is very good and while the extras won't blow your mind, the
feature more than makes up for that and this disc comes highly
recommended for fans of vintage porn; and 35mm Grindhouse Trailers, The Best of 42nd Street: What makes these older trailers isn't their fuck factor - unless brief
clips of constant money shots and penetration close ups are all you
need to whack off to - but how they market the films. In the golden age
of east coast porn, distributors were often times more interested in
marketing the performer and her 'celebrity status' more than the sex
acts that these movies contained. The cult of personality that sprung
up around the likes of Annie Sprinkle, Little Oral Annie, Seka and
Jennifer Welles had to have had a lot to do with the way that the films
were marketed and how they coerced audiences into coming out to the
theater to see the latest 'event' movie starring these sultry
headliners. Having a chance to revisit these trailers and see the spin
that these trailers put on the movies they advertise is not only
entertaining but actually quite fascinating as well. They really don't
make'em like they used to.
Aaron Scott then gave us a look at Authentic Sushi: For those that love the ladies of Asian persuasion, CombatZone brings
you nothing but girls that are sexy, horny, and 100% Japanese. A word
of warning, though - other than a brief promo at the beginning of the
disc (the explains the origins of the CombatZone moniker) there is
nearly no English spoken. But of you're like me, that little fact is
not an issue, as we're here to see hot Japanese girls get screwed, and
we get what we came for in "Authentic Sushi: 100% Japanese Girls." The final scene gives us a look at the overall show. The final scene brings us Izumi. With her average body type and nice,
soft breasts, she seems like the kind of girl you'd see around town.
After stripping down to her panties, her man whips out a vibrating egg,
and runs it all over her body. He removes her undies to expose her
large, thick labia, and seems to be impressed by the wet spot created
in her underwear (where are subtitles when you need them!) after using
the egg to get her even wetter. He puts her on her knees and gives her
a short lick, then places a massager upon her clit until she can take
no more. She sucks him a bit, then sits back as he fills her up. She
gets on top of him as the camera provides a series of great closeups.
He pounds from behind, then in the missionary position. Their scene
ends with him exploding on her chest.Good sex sounds the same in any language, and "Authentic Sushi: 100%
Japanese Girls" is chock full of it. The girls are all very nice to
look at, and the action is hot enough that this will get multiple
late-night viewings with my Asian lady. If you like ladies from the
Far East, or just like hot sex in general, do yourself a favor and add
this one to your collection.
Apache Warrior then provided a bunch to look into such as Twisted Passions Part 4 is the best Girlfriends Films movie
that I have ever seen. All four scenes are interconnected and vital to
the plot line of Rayveness' new sexual discovery. Rayveness and Julia
Ann are cast superbly as best friends. They deserve award nominations.
Their chemistry between each other is outstanding. It feels very
genuine, sincere, and heartfelt; Whack Job is a very well-done job for Stormy Daniels, Roxy
DeVille, and the supporting cast. Ms. Daniels has created an easy
flowing film that is able to keep the audience's attention from
beginning to end with its entertaining and addictive storyline. Roxy
Deville is believeable as a spoiled mob princess. Her character has
heart and the viewer wants to see her happy. A very good feature
presentation must also have a supporting cast whose roles are vital to
the flow and development of the plotline. Whack Job has it; My First Sex Teacher Volume 17 is the seventeenth edition of
this very popular and successful series from the Naughty America
studios. They have a very successful website with a very loyal fan
base. My First Sex Teacher is mostly set in a classroom
setting. The women are dressed very attractively. The storylines for
each scene are fun to watch especially when the pairings have
sensational chemistry; I Came in Your Mom 2 is a fine sequel to this series.There are plenty of internal creampies during this movie for those fans
who enjoy them. Furthermore, the shots of the cum dripping out of the
womens' holes are hot. I suspect that Mick Blue and Zero Tolerance will
team up again for a third installment in the future; Housewives of Amber Lane 2 is a good follow-up to its
predecessor. Amber Lynn gives a solid performance and if a third
installment is made, then I am confident that she will hit another role
out of the park. Marco Banderas and Charisma Cappelli should return
too. His sexuality and her genuine sensuality are must-haves for this
series. She has an inner playful persona that should come out in future
roles. For those who are not familiar with Samantha Ryan should check
her out in movies from the two top lesbian studios Girlfriends Films
and Sweetheart Video; Model Behavior is a good thriller. Stormy Daniels gives good
range in her acting abilities. She is very convincing in caring for her
female talent. Her emotional scene late in the movie is the highlight
of her acting scenes. The viewer can sense that she feels guilty about
what has happened to one of her ladies. The storyline moves fairly well
throughout the movie, but it really picks up in the latter half; 19th Birthday Part 2 is the newest series by the studio Girlfriends Films. Coming off her excellent acting in Imperfect Angels,
Faye Reagan stars as a young lady who gets caught by her parents while
making out with another woman. Janet Mason is Faye's stepmother. Since
her 19th birthday is only weeks away, her father decides to send her to
Los Angeles where a job is waiting for her as well as a few family
members; and Lesbian Legal has promise. The lead characters and storylines
are quite entertaining. Janet Mason has the gravitas and sheer
confidence to make her believable as an attorney. It would be great to
see their cases become more fully developed and acted out. I think that
the Payton Leigh plotline should be developed further in which we get
to see her interview that prostitute. In addition, the audience should
see Alyssa Reece work on her case assignment.
Our own Horny Housewife then offered a few you might enjoy such as I Fuck For Money: There are some hot bitches here that fuck for money. The hottest in my
opinion was cover girl and girl next door looking Austyn Summers. While
Austyn was the cream of the crop the others were not far behind and
each girl brought some eye candy to the party. The girls looks were
what saved this title here and while Red Light was once at the top of
the mountain when it came to porn that have taken a deep slide when it
comes to showcasing the hot girls they get with super hot sex. No joke
the girls here are good looking red light just needs to start ramping
up the heat in scenes. I recommend you check this out though Austyn
summers alone is worth the price of admission; Praise the Load 3: Mike John and Tim Von Swine delivered a fucking clear cut winner here.
Fans of the blow bang genre will be in heaven with this title as all
the girls were really good looking and the guys all delivered loads
that were worthy. You wont find a lot of variety here but that was no
issue for me as I knew what to expect coming in. If you enjoy watching
beautiful girls suck a handful of guys and getting their faces drenched
go pick up a copy of this asap you will not be disappointed; and Cum Spoiled Sluts: Jenna Haze is definitely a girl who helps raise the temperature of
many of the porn faithful out there. The girl just knows how to get
better with age and how to better yet get better looking as time goes
on. Here in Jenna Haze's Cum-Spoiled sluts we get three scenes with the
hot gal and while the first two were fairly hit or miss the third with
Scott nails was a home run. Include some good looking gals in Riley
Evans, Nikki Rhodes, and Alyssa Hall and you got one heck of a decent
DVD. While a few of the scenes could have used some work specifically
with the use of stronger male talent overall the girls looks were what
drove the show an what a show it was. While not as filthy as i would
have like the DVD had it's moments to shine and for that I recommend
you pick up a copy of this 2 disc set. If your a fan of Jenna
definitely pick up a copy ASAP you wont be disappointed.
Felix Vasquez Jr. re-joined the team after touring the countryside looking for the best porn available, this time focusing his love on The Naughty Cheerleaders Club: probably one of the hottest porn
titles I've reviewed in a while and though it doesn't offer up much of
a premise it does fulfill my fantasy of that naughty barely legal
cheerleader coming to rock my world and fuck me to kingdom come. But
alas I must live vicariously through the male performers lucky enough
to get down and dirty with the pom pom people. What else can I say? When it comes to porn titles that aroused me, "The
Naughty Cheerleaders Club" paid off double. It's nothing full of build
ups with gorgeous women selling the fantasy aspect with much avail. I
enjoyed the movie (especially Alexis) and there's no shortage of extras
either. Here's a look at the first scene: Alexis does not look like any of the other girls on the compilation.
She has junk in her trunk, thick thighs, long legs, and did I mention
an ass you can ride until the cows come home? On the Vida Guerra scale
she ranks at 7.5. I doubt she's Puerto Rican despite her claims, but
the ass and the way it jiggles causes me to wonder. Time is not wasted
as she and Anthony begin making out as Alexis rubs her legs along his
thighs groaning with every oral tongue lashing. In a class room the two
take full advantage and begin stripping down to their undies and Alexis
lifts her leg high to reveal her bubble butt rubbing it up and down his
thighs. She then takes to his cock unbuckling his pants and sucking him
down hard. After jerking him off she leans down and suffocates Anthony
with her large ass as he eats every inch of her ass hole and pussy
which she enjoys groaning loudly. He takes her from behind and begins riding her ass long and hard,
smacking her cheeks and making sure to get every inch of his cock in
her. After more the fucking wears down she kneels down to suck his cock
long and fast. He then mounts her on a desk and spreads her legs wide
open to fuck her pussy rough and fast as she eggs him on, and
eventually makes her cum all over his cock shaft. He sits down on a
chair and Alexis mounts him taking it up her rotund derrier as he
groans and cries out. With her ass flashing the audience she takes his
cock deep and gets face fucked. As a starter this is simply excellent
and very arousing. I guarantee the audience will leave this stunned and
waiting for something more of its caliber. Alexis is fucking hot and
her ass speaks waves about her ability to do big ass porno in the
future.
We close out this look at the best titles reviewed by drawing attention to Addison DeLick's in-depth look at Tramp: New York filmmaker Chuck Vincent created some of the more ambitiousporn of the late 1970s and early '80s, well-produced shot-on-film
efforts with an emphasis on plot and character. "Tramp"-- that's the actual onscreen title, not "This Lady Is a Tramp," as the
DVD box and the posters of the time bill it -- is a representative
effort. Vincent did dramas, like "Games Women Play" and "Roommates," as
well as comedies, and "Tramp" falls campily into the latter category. Petite brunette Samantha Fox, a Vincent regular in such favorites as
"Bad Penny," "Jack and Jill" and "Bon Appetit," stars as golddigger
Dana Dewars, who recounts her sexual adventures to her lawyer so that
he can prepare a divorce suit against her wealthy husband (R. Bolla).
Dana lies to the lawyer about her background, describing a privileged
upbringing as the daughter of Boston brahmins when in fact we see
evidence of a decidely white-trash girlhood (she sucks off her
stepdaddy while also licking a big red lollipop). You also don't get in current video porn the kind of seamless,
professional look and sound Vincent and cinematographer Larry Revene
create. The audio (including smart use of music) is consistent; the
edits match both visually and aurally. Shocking, right? The writing
isn't exactly Oscar Wilde, but the actors given the bulk of the
dialogue deliver it with a certain strenuous conviction, especially R.
Bolla, always one of the best male thesps in hardcore. "Tramp," originally released in theaters in 1980, will be best
appreciated by porn nostalgists -- or youngsters interested in their
uncle's smut era. Cute, hammy Samantha Fox is a talented cock-hardener,
especially in the hands of skilled director Chuck Vincent. The sex
scenes are plentiful, but they're leisurely spread out over a highly
scripted and aggressively acted feature film with aspirations beyond
its station.
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Christopher J. Thorne.