hello everyone!

October 2, 2008
NSFW.ARMY

i just wanted to say a hello to everyone here at xcritic! i'm glad to be here and i plan on blogging almost every day to keep you guys updated on all the super naughty things i'm up to!

for those of you who don't know me, i'm aunt gertrude and i currently direct for TERAVISION. my directorial debut "the sex offenders" came out september 2nd and if you're a fan of hot, filthy sex or have a sex-in-public fetish, i'm sure you'll really enjoy my flick. the super amazing don houston just did a review of the movie so, check it out!

i have been in the adult industry for about 5 years and absolutely love it ! before i started directing, i worked "behind the scenes" but, have not worked in front of the camera. i guess you could say i am a "genetically predisposed pervert"; my mom produced naughty films in the 70's and my uncle does advertising and packaging for some of the top adult novelty companies.

i am your typical sardonic and quirky creative type who enjoys art, literature, photography, music, intellectual conversations, cooking gourmet and a quiet night at home in my beautiful penthouse loft with my husband, a few close friends and my furry children to a night of partying it up. i always keep a pen and notebook next to my bed because i tend to get amazing ideas in the middle of the night. i also love playing video games, working on and racing cars (i am a professionally trained race car driver) and of course watching and making completely filthy movies with super hot girls in them.

alright everybody, i'm actually off to bed at a reasonable hour! (i also have extremely bad insomnia)

xxxo

-ag