Fucked On Sight 3, Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers, and the latest wave of high definition porn

If  Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers: Special Edition is any indicator of
his future success, director Chris Streams is well on the road to easy street. The movie
was over four and a half hours long and focused on the MILF phenomenon;
popularized in mainstream movies starting about ten years ago, though
the origin of the term goes back substantially further. MILF is
generally accepted to mean "mother I'd like fucking" or some variation
thereof, with the porn term typically meaning a gal with some miles on
her to give her experience, a curvy body, and a particular attitude
more than simply referring to having popped out a puppy or two. Fans
will be the first to tell you, loudly tell you at that, how often the
porn industry fudges the details as a result of ladies flaking, find
producers not caring about truth in advertising, and the general
approach to be lacking more often than not so when I come across a
genre flick that shows exactly what it is supposed to, I sit up and
take notice. It's not just that older women tend to be far better in
bed, a universal truth that is as much related to biology as anything,
but the fantasies most of us have when younger about wanting to nail
someone a bit older that is just out of reach. Streams addresses this
with a host of scenarios in the seven scenes and as a result, the movie
is a very welcome addition to his porn resume and a classic title to
start off his newfound career as an independent producer. If this
sounds good to you already, consider the cast he has assembled is top
notch and replete with perfect examples of the genre, a few special
treats lined up as well.  It was a superb opening volley by the director in his quest for glory. The
ladies all suited their roles, the Behind the Scenes was well done, and
the sheer amount of footage in the movie was more than twice what I
would expect from a company further down the food chain, and the
technical values conveyed the heat of the action very well. It was not
a perfect movie but it was head and shoulders above most MILF titles
coming out on DVD, easily earning a rating of Highly Recommended.

Jonni Darkko often struck me as Evil Angel's
least defined director; not really standing out compared to his peers
for a long time. The same could be said of his movie releases since
many of the others would release far longer (often double disc sets)
titles with the sexual repertoire more expansive yet over time, Jonni
not only started to grow on me but as his skills evolved; I found his
more subtle approach containing more replay value than I thought
before. How much of that was due to his hiring a singularly talented
editor, I couldn't say but the end result is that he took a few spots
on the recent  2007's Top Porn List and was in the running for more. While I do not get his releases before
or even close to street date these days, I get the benefit of not
relying so heavily on the marketing hype associated with early reviews
so often; a kind of hind sight (if you'll pardon the pun) that I enjoy
after getting so many titles before anyone else from other companies.
The latest such title of his is Bodacious Booty 2, the sequel to Bodacious Booty 1that I liked so much long ago. The emphasis of the five scenes was on
ladies with rounded rumps having a great time sexually with men that
were into them. This alone would make it a winner but the names on the
cover showed a lot of care going into the planning of the show as well. 
It was not his longest, kinkiest, or most technically perfect movie of the
last few years but it had enough fuck for the buck thanks to the energy
and replay values displayed (not to mention extras) that I thought it
merited a rating of Highly Recommended. There were tangible
factors and some tougher to pin down but it was clear that the movie
was not simply a performer driven showcase bit like others of this
nature; meaning a wider audience should find it very strokable.

As one of the few reviewers online to openly discuss value and cost, I
sometimes rail about releases that have under 90 minutes of material,
even if they come from some of my favorite production companies like
Digital Playground. The latest release by the company is Jack's Teen America: Mission 5 HD,
a show that has routinely provided tremendous fuck for the buck; giving
consumers over two hours of quality material in a gonzo fashion. Much like Teen America 4,
the show had some great women on display but this time, it featured
Teagan Presley and Devon. Had Jesse Jane been in a scene, I'd figure it was
shooting for a bunch of awards since the heavy guns only seem to come
out on special occasions in the two series directed by "Jack". That
said, there were some amusing comedic bits but the sex was easily the
focal point of the show and the HD upgrade added to the enjoyment of the fuck flick so many have appreciated over the last few years.  It lacked the style of some of the more recent Digital Playground releases
and many of you will rejoice in this approach. The DVD was worth a
rating of Recommended and approached higher status given the
amount of sex, the solid cast, and the overall level of heat (not to
mention the fuck for the buck quotient being pretty high). If you're a
fan of any of the cast, this will be a must have for your collection
since the combination of technical values and other qualities were so
high. In short,  Jack's Teen America: Mission 5 was the kind of porn most fans clamor for as it provided lots of replay value and strokability that all of us can appreciate

Mike John is one of those gonzo directors that brings with him the kind of eye for detail that fans appreciate about his work at Jules Jordan Video.
He is widely recognized as one of the champions of quantity as well as
quality, gearing his various series to the market niches so often under
served by lesser companies/directors, many of his fans for one genre
(like his POV titles) looking into his swallowing flicks by virtue of
all he has to offer. His latest release is Boobaholics Anonymous 3: Special Edition, where a variety of large chested ladies get to showcase their breasts
before having gonzo sex. The emphasis was on naturally large breasts
but essentially, if you are like most males on the planet, you are more
interested with what the ladies do with them then their origins in the
lengthy scenes. With tease added into the equation in large amounts,
the general "formula" for lack of a better term was satisfied by the
six women provided here, all of them gifted in one way or another but
each possessing the kind of funbags men appreciate.  The quality of the cast in terms of their breasts was at least as solid
as expected and there was a nice variety of ladies to appreciate so it
was easy to find something I could enjoy repeatedly in this nearly
three hour extravaganza. The movie looked good and the extras added
some value, making Boobaholics Anonymous 3: Special Edition  nearly as much fun as the previous volume in the series so check it out.

Dana DeArmond is somewhat of a curiosity these days in terms of embracing the anal gonzo role so effectively while dabbling in Vivid's "alt-porn" titles; both genre's usually considered polar opposites of one another.  Well, as she took the plunge to the other side of the camera with the recently released  Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling,
Dana showing a new side to her talents where she gets some of her Myspace
fans to jump into porn from their previous careers as nude models and
the like; using the kind of pierced and tattooed people that many of us
associate with the surely, disgruntled retail clerks we encounter on a
daily basis. Bringing in fresh blood is always of interest to the porn
world though fans of the genre not into the altish "look" might do a
lot better sticking with something like Brand New Faces.
The cover explained the title like this: "What do you want to be when
you grow up? Fuck on video, duh! But who's gonna show you the ropes
with so few good role models for America's youth? Well, if you're one
of these five newcomers, it's Dana DeArmond, The Porn Unicorn. Knowing
that the first time is never easy, Dana's donned the crown and mentored
these wannabe 'pornstars' on the ins and outs of fucking with the
lights on."  For those of you wanting to see a whole new kind of female having sex
in front of the camera, you could do a lot worse so I rated it as Recommended.
In short,  Dana DeArmond's Role Modeling was actually better than I had heard from
the online crowd. Dana managed to take a
popular genre in porn, newcomer porn, and twist it just enough to
appeal to an alternative crowd by using gals you probably won't see
gracing the latest Wicked Pictures, Jules Jordan, or Hustler flick so
perhaps a series is in order.

Laurent Sky has been directing for Club Jenna
awhile now, his stylish approach unmistakable with loud techno music
and visual effects that leave some of us cold and others marveling at
how talented he is. I've long wondered how he would fare if he tried
something a bit more modest, no less stylish but something a bit more
down to earth for the rest of us to enjoy. Well, my requests have been
answered with Pinup Perversions with Lela Star HD, a send up to
the cheesecake gals of yesteryear using popular gonzo princess Lela
Star in a role markedly different than what she has tried before. The
back cover said it like this: "At the fringe of your imagination lurks
a sex kitten who'll leave you smitten. Club Jenna's first foray into
pinup couture features pixie-petite Lela Star, whose bombshell style
smacks of dirty martinis sipped in the jazz clubs of Old Hollywood.
Explore the seedier edge of glamour - a hunger rooted more deeply than
ordinary seduction. Let Lela draw you into her web, and you'll discover
the agonizing bliss of being sucked dry by Club Jenna's newest femme
fatale." If this appeals to you as much as it did to me, you will want
to pick up a copy and see just what kind of intriguing movie Laurent
came up with when trying something new.  It was shorter than I like my porn to be but I could not argue with the
quality of the action. Lela and her peers provided some exceptionally
heated pairings with a lot of chemistry and energy backing them up,
making the movie a lot better than expected. The three bonus solo
scenes were better than a bunch of unrelated crud too; the
cinematography a substantial leap forward in terms of erotic portrayals
that should appeal to more than just couples so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Lela Star really shined in Pinup Perversions HDand if this is the kind of thing she'll be doing with director Laurent
Sky in the future, I intend to pay very close attention to what they're
going to offer.

Next up in our top title round up is Girlvana 3 HD, a double disc set of lesbian loving divided out by hair color. The movie is a double disc set released on HD-DVD and
shows a whole lot of lesbian action with a variety of lovely ladies;
the movie split into two sections where the blondes get to play
together without toys on the first disc and the brunettes get to go
wild with heavy toy use on the second. The back cover said it like
this: "It's the age-old debate that's perplexed man before the chicken
and the egg: blondes vs. brunettes! Both have juicy wet pussies, both
have squeaky tight asses, and both have firm perky tits! So how do you
choose between the bangin' brunette babes and the busty blonde
bombshells? Don't worry cuz you don't have to... you get both
hair-colored cuties uncensored and on two stroke-worthy discs! Choose
your chick and save the arguments for the jury! Deep french kissing,
intense hair pulling, seductive snatch licking, and sweet lesbo lovin'.
Join us as we journey to the state of Girlvana."  It will appeal to those of you into lesbian action or wanting a decent HD-DVD
porn title to share with friends that might not appreciate seeing huge
cocks projected on your large screen but it was a title earning the
rating of Recommended all the same. There was a lot of lesbian
fuck for the buck thanks to the replay and stroke value, the double
disc package perhaps a bit extreme considering the bitrate was on the
light side for HD but still enjoyed all the same. The casting was well
done and most of the ladies appeared to be there for more than a check,
so you'll want to at least consider this as a possibility should you
appreciate porn diversity in your collection.

Jake Malone is one of the more extreme examples of hardcore pornographer these days, plying his trade at Evil Angel
with his bleeding edge titles designed to shock as well as titillate.
While I admittedly prefer my porn a bit tamer than his work, I'm not
ashamed to admit that as a change of pace, his movies serve nicely as
stroke fodder from time to time, as long as I ration them out over time
that is. His latest work to make it my way is  Gangbang My Face 3, a series that started awhile back with Gangbang My Face 1.
The concept is simple, show women tackling a horde of mongrels with
their oral talents, providing sloppy blowjobs and swallowing semen as
though it was their only sustenance. If you like seeing all types of
ladies pushed to their limits, you'll probably find this one worth your
attention too.  It was not his most distinctive work of 2007 but it earned a rating of Recommended
for being all it was advertised to be. The levels of suck for the buck
and abusive oral antics were quite in line with Jake's previous flicks
though so there should be no mistake that this was not a couples
oriented blowbang movie unless your female friends like hardcore, nasty
action with few limits. In short, Gangbang My Face 3 was a lot like Gangbang My Face 1
and the return of Dana's wanton ways alone provided some additional
value for me, the matron saint of alt-porn finally "getting it" in
terms of knowing where her performing strengths are at these days.
Faith Leon was another charmer too, the hotty proving to step things up
a bit and provide a superior scene that was completely unexpected.

Another HD title of interest showed Robby D. offering a change from his usual gonzo style and the style he uses under the
Celeste trademark, as he tried to provide something of a cross between the
two and make a porno that could incorporate the best of both worlds. In
large part, I thought the style seemed to work as a change of pace but
also strengthening some of the weaker aspects of both styles in the
process. His latest movie using this evolved form of porn (I'd call it
"Celeste modified" or "alt Celeste" but technically those wouldn't fit
the bill either) is Teagan: Sexual Freak 2 HD; a showcase to
the hot little former contract performer from Houston, TX that gave her
three scenes to impress her fans with. One was a short solo scene but
the others showed a domineering side to her that isn't typical and may
appeal even more to her fans.  It was a hot piece of porn for fans of Teagan but as the debut of Shay
Jordan, it went beyond my expectations. Shay has a fresh new look that
all the fans are going to be talking about and her initial performance
was top notch compared to some of her peers. Still, the other gals in
the show were also skilled and the net effect of the six scenes was to
offer up a very stroke worthy bit of fun that had the kind of intensity
and passion you've all been looking for. There were some minor rough
edges but I figured it was one I could suggest as Recommended
easily enough, nearly going up another notch in the process. I think I
would've liked to see Shay and Teagan go at one another (if not have
them give an old reviewer a mercy ride) but I'm sure we'll be seeing a
lot of them both given their sustainable sexual antics in movies such
as Teagan: Sexual Freak 2 HD. If you'd rather have circus act
sex or abuse porn, by all means look elsewhere but for the thematic
domination provided by the ladies in the movie, you aren't likely to
find better elsewhere these days.

Belladonna has long been one of the strongest performers in porn, now directing for Evil Angel.
Her sexual skills aside, she often breaks stereotypes of women
providing weaker or couples oriented fare by releasing some of the most
hardcore sex you will find legally available in the USA; at least in
gonzo offerings. Her latest title is  Belladonna's Oddjobs 3, a
series of seven scenes where the ladies use their hands, mouths, and
feet to get off their male partners (technically, the last scene by
Brianna Love was a solo scene though). While this is borderline fetish
for most of us that want full sex scenes, I figured it would be a nice
change of pace when Mooninite left it on the pick list so I gave it a
shot. What I found was seven scenes of nasty sex worthy of some
attention, albeit not as full or complete scenes as I would have
preferred.  It was a strange type of title as it had so little of the usual
penetrative sex by the cast but as a change of pace it merited a rating
of Recommended all the same. The technical values were still
akin to slightly below that which peer Manuel Ferrara provides for the
company but the heat levels were similar in their own twisted way so I
suspect fetish enthusiasts will appreciate Belladonna's Oddjobs 3 at least as much as Oddjobs 2. If you really want something off the beaten track, give it a chance and I think you will find it to your liking.

Shane's World
may have started becoming a distribution powerhouse in 2007 but the
mainstay of why I enjoy their flicks is the movies they make
themselves, usually blowing off formulaic and glamorous porn to show a
bunch of young performers having fun. One of their best series to date
is a rarity that we last saw with Scavenger Hunt 3,
showing a small group of adventurers competing in two teams to get the
most points by doing often nasty things or engaging sexually with
civilians. I missed out on getting their re-released box set late last
year but the good news is they have picked up where they left off with Shane's World 40: Scavenger Hunt 4: Seattle;
this time heading to the Northwest to follow in the footsteps of those
that went before in hopes of scoring a cash jackpot. The back cover
said it like this: "We wanted to see if the new breed of porn stars
were crazy enough to pull off a scavenger hunt. In between eating fish
eyes and licking port-a-potties these girls were pulling fans off the
street to have sex with! Later Anthony and Casey Jordan found a
secluded spot outside to have sex. Both teams got so competitive it was
a race to the end to see who won. So grab a score card because this
scavenger hunt is out of control!" I knew this would have all the
spontaneity the company is known for, combining the better elements of
Fear Factor and modern porn in liberal quantities, but with some
challenges that were less about gross than the heat generated.  It was another very entertaining romp as the cast tackled Seattle with a
"take no prisoner's" approach. The non-sex footage was nearly as much
fun as the carnal activities, the technical values always a notch below
what one would expect from staged porn but well within the expected
parameters for this type of show. The cameo by Cousin Stevie at the end
to hand out the award (though where was Kacey?) was a cute nod to his
own series and I suggest this as a high end Recommended or
better depending on what you find appealing. The stroke value,
replayability, and sheer levels of fuck for the buck enhanced this one
a significant amount.

Chris Streams has been around the porn block for years now, working at various companies until a long term stint at Zero Tolerance
recently ended in favor of him chasing the brass ring over at Jules
Jordan Video. Working for someone else has good points and bad points,
both tied to whoever the boss is at the moment. Now that he is going to
work for himself, he can't blame others for any failures and the
thought of a steady check is history but from what I've seen of his
work, I think he's going to really set the world on fire since his
better titles are often among the best wherever he has worked. One of
his recent releases shot while at ZT is a hot little title called  Apple Bottomz 4, the sequel to Apple Bottomz 3
and other volumes that found a lot of fans happily stroking off to the
rounded rumps Chris would provide for them. The quality of the sex and
the ladies aside, his camera work and technical skill seemed to assist
in making the series something special so I was glad that the seeming
embargo of screeners ended with this one last week for me to see what
they were up to. The back cover said it like this: "We like BIG BUTTS
and we cannot lie! Ass this thick and juicy is sure to make a man wanna
stop fucking punani altogether and got straight for the brown eye!
We're talking big, juicy, apple-shaped ASS for guys who really love ASS
-- the kind that clizzaps when your nizzuts smack it and jiggles when
she wiggles! So peel off those tight ass jeans and let these bootyful
babes share their juicy junk in the trunk with you. Extra nasty, extra
flossy, and extra saucy!"  It was a lot of fun to watch since it had such strokability, replay value,
and decent amounts of fuck for the buck. Staring off with Alexis Texas
was a bold move given how she was the best looker of the cast but the
skilled ladies were spread out to keep the heat levels reasonably
consistent throughout the show; providing a range of styles that fans
of shapely ass will like so I rated the DVD as Recommended.

John Leslie
is one of the remaining legends in porn that hasn't gone on to
retirement gracefully, still showing he has what it takes to compete
with his younger peers at Evil Angel
in the movies he directs. I've watched the guy's performances for the
better part of 30 years, his directed flicks a quantum leap by
comparison in many ways to his work in front of the camera. As much as
I admire his better works though, some of his titles in recent years
have been really hit or miss for me; taking the artistic approach
further than my pecker cares to go on a regular basis. His latest DVD
is  Crack Her Jack 8, the sequel to Crack Her Jack 7
that I found on the weak side, a series that tends to show some nice
ass but little special to recommend from my experience. This time, the
casting seemed to be a few steps better than usual so I braced myself
and hoped for the best, ready to appreciate anything John sent my way.  It had solid replay value, a quality overall cast, and the manner in which
most of the scenes had some great stroke value will appeal to many of you. Roxy and Chelsie's scene was
the top of the ladder here but depending on your tastes, some of the
others showed some solid performances too.

Reviewer Harry Johnson then saw fit to provide his stamp of approval on some titles such as Monster Meat 5; Digital Sin has compiled nearly six hours of scenes with some of the
hottest performers under their contract. As is the case with most
compilations the quality varies but there are some truly amazing scenes
here that deserve recognition. Bree Olson, Nyomi Marcela, Lana Croft,
Britney Stevens, and Luci Thai all turn out some great performances in
a monster-cock-a-thon.  Nearly every scene out of the 13 here is incredibly hot and to be quite
honest only a few fall short of expectations. If you like watching
large dicks ravage pussies then there will be some crowd pleasers here
thanks to the likes of Ramon, Rico, and Shane Diesel; Dark Meat Asian Treat #2; If you like to watch Asian girls get ravaged by large black cocks thenDark Meat, Asian Treats 2 is a release designed for you. Lana Croft,
Leilani, and Mia join a decent cast for some fun sex and pussy
stretching. This is a straightforward release that will definitely
please fans though I can't imagine it converting anyone not interested
in the material.  Leilani, Lana, Leilani Li, and Mia all stand out and turn in some
fantastic performances with their male counterparts. The sex is high on
energy and there is a lot of fun to be had here. Sure Kitty's scene
wasn't as good but the fact that this release includes Me Luv U Long
Time 8 helps cushion the blow; Black Dicks in White Chicks #15: This release is all about cute white girls taking on large black cocks
and considering this is the 15th installment of the series it's safe to
say there's a hefty market for this content. Red Light District does a
great job of bringing together a fine cast and each of these five
scenes has something going for them. If you appreciate black monster
dicks stuffing cute white pussies then you're in for a treat; and ending with a peek at Lezstravaganza #4:  With a bevy of amazing women and some of the top performers in the
industry, Lez-Stravaganza 4 comes along with more lesbians than you can
shake a dildo at. Seriously, if you have a thing for girl-girl action
then this release's two discs and four hours of content will absolutely
blow your mind. Stars like Ashlynn, Alektra, Carmen, Sativa, and Naomi
all turn out amazing performances but to be quite honest every scene
here has something going for it. Lez-Stravaganza has become one of my
favorite compilation series and this latest entry doesn't disappoint!
Fans of lesbians will not be disappointed with this release. Digital
Sin did a great job of piecing together various products to make a high
quality purchase for anyone's budget.

Reviewer Saul Good then showed us a few titles
worthy of attention including Brandi Belle #4: Internet sensation Brandi Belle
has taken her little mpeg projects to a wider medium. A sultry, devilish gal,
Brandi is the cutest kid in school, though she's also the horniest. In Brandi
Belle 4, she gives us five scenes, with her doing the dirty in four. A starlet
with a natural appeal, Brandi easily fits into any guy's porn star database. I've
seen numerous clips and galleries of this amazing little lass online. And while
her innocent looks, soft eyes, and tight figure are quite the lure, her clips
always seemed a bit offbeat.
She appears awkward, uncertain, and though she is game for all the acts she
performs, she never quite seems interested. (Strangely, there is some appeal to
her 'indifference") More enthusiasm would send this disc off the shelves.
I did like the look and amateur feel of the flick; and Black Gag #2:  If you're a big bonehead like me and missed Exquisite's
debut of their Black Gagseries, have no fear because volume 2 is here.
A simple glance at the cover will tell any prospective pornee what the film
holds and if not, how about the painfully emblazoned "Hardcore Throat
Fucking"? Not exactly conversation terms for grandma's tea party, is it?  Although the action is mostly repetitive, and
after 10 scenes it's easily noticeable, the gals range the spectrum. Some are
super, ridiculous hot (Sierra Sin) while others are chicken-coop casual cute. I
like the range of talent and the range that each gal will take the act, but
there is nothing new here for the most. The best scenes would have made a
strong single disc, but still nothing phenomenal. Ashley Gracie's scene is by
far the foulest; this country gal really delivers, blowing her groceries
(though it's hard to tell what exactly she ate) on more than one occasion. In a
way, I suppose this is what we were waiting for, that one moment when the 500
mph car leaps the track and spirals into the crowd. Wildly enough, Ashley and
her partner go on as though it's no big deal, so the act is not really played
up. Odd, because I feel that the gag act will soon be heading that direction. I
completely recommend this for those into seeing gals drool like leaky faucets.

Reviewer Wind Tunnel then showed us the wonders of youth with his in depth coverage of All Teens #2 by director Mark Ashley for Digital Sin:  Mark Ashley takes on another batch of teen-dreamed ladies, all ripe and
ready for the plucking!  Thankfully, no feathers were harmed in the
making of this review.  For those who seek quality in their near-amateur/up & coming porn, All Teens #2may be your saving grace, as it's filled with experienced girls who
still have that fresh glow cast around their every move, and are
well-suited for their extensive sexual tasks.  It's a genuine thrill to
see these girls strut their wares, and even though I felt only one
scene may have dipped in quality only in the slightest (Barbi, who is
still a wonder to watch), I have no qualms about recommending this one
quite highly.  Maya and Micah tear at each other in tag-team with Mark
in tow, Rachel shivers and spouts like a fountain, Kissy offers her ass
up like an addict, and Mackenzee closes with a wink and a smile.  And
isn't that what we all want from porn?  I'm already foaming at the
mouth for more!
I know he sold me on the title thanks to all those screen captures and detailed comments about the sex taking place!

Outstanding reviewer Peter Rockwell then provided a lot of coverage in the last few weeks with glimpses into titles such as Bustin' a Nut in Your Hot Wife: I'll be the first to admit that I've never been a big fan of Shane
Diesel's films. He is so big that it often looks like the girls are ina lot of discomfort - something I don't find particularly sexy. With
that being said, this is still a decent release. The sex is intense and
energetic, the girls are all smokin', and the technical quality is
good. Fans of Shane Diesel will definitely want to pick this up; Freaky First Timers #7: This DVD has three things going for it: Good technical quality, decent
extras, and intense action. When you get those three things you're sure
to have a solid DVD on your hands. I was a fan of the previous
installments, and this title carries the torch; Cheating Wives Tales #7: From the very first scene I was blown away by this release. I've seen
too many Adult DVDs in my life, but this was one that I really enjoyed.
You can easily find other DVDs with action as intense, but rarely do
you find one with such a solid cast. Each and every girl on the disc
displays a great attitude and you can tell they love fucking on camera; Monster Meat #6: If anything this DVD gives you plenty of fuck for your buck. 14 scenes
spread across two discs means there is definitely something for
everyone to enjoy; and Auto Bang Sluts #3: I don't know what it is about the Auto Bang Sluts series but
I love them. Maybe it's because they feel so different than a typical
porn with the standard background, supermodel girls, and
post-production editing. Either way I really enjoyed this title and I
think most red-blooded males will as well. Whether you're a collector
of the series or just looking for a blind buy I recommend picking up
this title.

Amazingly, Peter then gave us even more coverage with looks at Co-ed Cum Eaters:  Director Barry David does it again with CO-ED Cum Eaters.
Keeping the Hustler tradition alive, this title features some of the
hottest young girls you'll ever see, enjoyable sex, and solid technicalquality. Whether you're a fan of the performers or are just looking for
a new teen DVD, I highly recommend going out and picking this one up; Teens For Cash #12: The sex on the DVD was top notch. The girls are all sexy and
energetic, they have great chemistry with their partners, and they look
like they're having fun. When you add in the value of the extras you
have a DVD that delivers plenty of fuck for your buck. Whether you're
looking for a DVD to watch with your partner or solo Teens for Cash 12 should prove to be worth your time; Housewife Bangers #9:  This release might not be a blockbuster, but it does provide many
memorable moments. The girls are all attractive, the sex is passionate,
and the technical quality is solid. Also, and more importantly, I feel
it would hold up to repeated viewings. If you're in the market for
another Adult DVD (that is wife friendly) then consider picking this
title up; Barely Legal 78: Director Erica McLean has certainly been making a name for herself. As the director for the Barely Legalseries she is no stranger to the teen genre. By providing some of the
hottest young girls in the business, solid technical quality, and
passionate sex you could hope for, Hustler has given you a DVD that is
more than worth watching; and Late Night Hookups #2:  The target audience of this DVD ("reality" porn fans), are sure
to be pleased with this release. The action is intense, the girls all
hot, the technical quality is solid, and you get a buttload of extras -
what else could you ask for? If you've never seen a "reality" DVD, be
sure you rent this one first though. Everyone else will definitely want
to add this to their collections.

Then the mysterious Guy Incognito provided a quick look at some titles starting with Black Dick Moan from Adam & Eve: I'll be the first to say that I love interracial porn. It's just that
it's ripe for repetition and the fans want something new. I only
covered five scenes out of this four hour compilation disc for a
reason. Those scenes were the only things that stood out on a disc
that's familiar and well-worn. I want to see something new, why can't
it be delivered? Still, if this is your bag, it's recommended; Diary of a MILF #8:  MILFs make the world go 'round and this disc is no different. Nina
Hartley and Sienna West might not be as impressive as they used to be,
but Penny Porsche and Puma Swede sure do pick up the slack. Older
ladies need love to and I'd give my right nut to have a moment like
this with any of these fine ladies. That's why this disc is recommended; Busty Beauties #24:  Hustler has a hit on their hands with the "Busty Beauties" series. It's
just that they need to find new ways to keep it fresh. Sure, Codi Milo
and Leola Jossi were a step in the right direction. But, the scene with
Eva Angelina could've been in any other film series and I would not
have been able to tell the difference. Still, if you've bought the
other DVDs...there's no reason not to pick up this release; and The Milf Chronicles #2:  Sin City's "The Milf Chronicles 2" is the first truly memorable porno
that I've seen in a few years. Darryl Hanah is a porn superstar that is
soon to be on the level of Briana Banks or Tera Patrick. Hanah leads
her co-stars to new levels of excellence, as she plays MILF fetish
against some of the tightest sex scene put the film this decade.
Captured in High-Definition, I eagerly await the next-generation
release of this title so that I can see it all in glorious HD. 

Beloved reviewer Felix Vasquez Jr. then focused all his mighty powers of observation on a title he found to be exceptional on several levels called Kung Fu Nurses A Go Go!:  I loved the title, and I have to admit that instantly I felt compelled
to review this by the title alone. Upon receiving the package, it's
pretty much what I hoped. The packaging looks an awful lot like those
cheesy action sexploitation flick from the seventies that really have
no other intent but to show naked women and a lot of cheesy kung fu
fighting. And damn it, you just have to love that opening menu that
also follows along the same gimmick of a cheesy grind house flick that
really should be taken with a tongue in cheek attitude. "Kung Fu Nurses
a Go Go!" is a porno, but man it's just so much more than that. Imagine
if Troma made hardcore porn and you'd basically get one of the most
hilarious pornos I've ever seen. Hot girls fight in badly staged kung
fu scenes, hot girls dance horribly, and male porn stars take a real
beating from these psychotic women. The proceedings about to be
described are too stupid to believe, but trust me, you'll want to see
it for yourself, and those with great sense of humor will enjoy what
occurs here, for sure. I laughed, I rolled my eyes, and I was
pleasantly surprised. 
For the fact that it's a really hot hardcore porn AND an action comedy
of idiotic proportions, "Kung Fu Nurses a Go Go!" is worth the purchase
for any and all porn and Troma fans and is probably one of the best
pornos I've ever seen. I laughed my ass off at the poorly staged fight
scenes, and impromptu dance sequences, and the cast looks like they're
having a blast just kicking each other's asses. This is too great and
original a porno to pass up, and I suggest checking it out when you
can.

The Mooninite took a moment out of his latest extensive touring across the country to provide some love to the leading lady of hardcore porn herself with his look at Evil Pink #3:  Evil Pink 3, the third in the ongoing girl on girl series in
which Belladonna calls all the shots, is done entirely in POV style and
features a few girls who will most certainly be familiar to regular
fans of Belladonna's work over the last two years or so. There's no
plot, nor is there any recurring theme at all, it's simply straight up
and dirty girl on girl action.  As is the norm, Evil Angel has also provided a behind the scenes
documentary that features Belladonna and company relaxing on set and
getting ready for their scenes. Five of the six girls get their own
chapter here (Sandra Romain is missing), and while Bella doesn't have
her own dedicated scene, she appears in each of her co-stars
featurettes. The girls more or less talk out their scenes and then we
get a chance to see them interact with Bella and ultimately fool around
with her. If you're into Belladonna's distinct type of girl on girl action and you appreciate the POV style of camera work, then  Evil Pink 3 is for you. Each of the ladies in the feature is hotter than a three
dollar pistol and they're obviously very comfortable working with
Belladonna, as she's able to direct them well and get them to
participate in some pretty interesting sex scenes. Hot stuff. Highly
recommended.

We end this extensive look at the top titles with a nod to our pal Colonel Mustard who wanted to share his thoughts about a quirky but fun pick called Booty Annihilators #3, a lengthy look at lengthy black cocks tearing into a variety of porn girls that really want some dark meat to satisfy their own versions of jungle fever:  From the makers of Blackzilla, Bone Digital and Shane's World presents
"Booty Annihilators 3", a collection of over three hours of some of the
most hardcore anal destroying footage of the market.  There are five
scenes on this DVD with some serious babes getting their asses reamed
by some big dicked Afro-American studs.  Bone Digital and Shane's World have put together an amazing DVD in Booty Annihilators 3.  Every minute of this three hour DVD is jam
packed with some of the deepest anal action that I have seen recorded
on DVD.  The girls all earn every cent that they made on this DVD.
 Blistering sex from start to finish.  I highly recommend this DVD to
any fan of adult DVDs.
Here's a head's up on the first scene just to give you an idea what I'm talking about: Chelsie Rae is the cover girl on this DVD.  She's got long dark hair and a
bottom heavy figure with a perfectly shaved pussy.  The scene opens
with Chelsie ramming a glass dildo in her lubed up asshole and loving
every second of the unnatural penetration, even giving the dildo some
ass to mouth action.  She's presented with a huge black cock, and
eagerly ramps it down her throat, while still fucking her asshole with
the dildo.  She starts with her pussy, that she has trouble fitting the
whole massive dick in her pretty pink folds.  No way can she take
anal.  Could she?  She sure is up to trying as she impales herself on
the massive member, that looks like it might be inside her lungs as
she's riding it anal reverse cow girl.  Young Chelsie takes ass to
mouth as the guy switches positions, continuing to abuse her asshole. 
Blistering scene ends with a cum shot on her face and down her throat.