vignette driven titles with equal vigor. His best work to date usually
centers on showcasing particular performers like Lanny Barby or Monique
Alexander so I jumped at the chance to see his latest such effort
called Pop Star. The movie was a feature involving a scathing
look at the world of popular music with Monique Alexander as a really
lousy singer willing to trade her other skills for the chance to propel
herself into the limelight; using a mean hearted bastard agent (aptly
played by Nick Manning in yet another solid acting gig) as her stepping
stone to fame and glamour. The back cover said it like this: "Sunrise
(Monique Alexander) and her friend Sadie have moved to LA to become
stars...but they're far from star material. One night while enjoying
the club scene Sunrise meets Din (Nick Manning), a major record
producer. Din represents Paulina, the hottest star in the pop music
scene. Din is bored with Paulina and bets his partner Mick that he can
turn the "not so cool Sunrise" into the next big thing...Mick agrees to
the bet. We now watch as Din brings Sunrise to the top and Paulina to
the bottom, in an erotic take on the kind of games played on Entourage.
Only this time the entourage goes all the way..." If that sounds as
good to you as it did to me, you may want to check it out given the
strength of the sexual performances on top of the thematic ideas so
ably explored in the movie. It started off a bit slowly in terms of the storyline but the sex grabbed
me by the balls and then kept me interested enough to watch what was
going on with the kind of cute nods to the music industry where people
are required to sell their souls in exchange for their shot at the big
time. The performers weren't all completely consistent performers but
the heat, energy, and chemistry present were all enough to offer some
nice replay and stroke value; giving this title a lot more fuck for the
buck despite some minor issues that most porn features have these days.
Fans of Monique Alexander should consider Pop Star a "must have" for their collection and even those who aren't into this kind of thing should consider it worthy of being Recommendedbut I have to admit that I was taken by surprise at how solid the movie
ended up given the limited shooting schedule and budget.
these days, leading his team of editors and co-workers into all the
darker corners of his twisted imagination as he sets out to breath new
life into the gonzo format. As the Jack Universe continues to expand
with him at the helm, the number of specialty titles grows with it,
today's review of Jack's Big Tit Show 5, the sequel to Jack's Big Tit Show 4
released earlier this year, coming out early next year during the ever
popular porn convention in Las Vegas. The theme of the show is
highlighting ladies with large titties as they engage various partners
in carnal trysts, some of them displaying the kind of skills men love
to see used in the heat of well shot porn scenes. That this volume in
the series had no contract star propping it up gave me the immediate
impression that it was going to be limited was probably unfair but
using the past as a guide, I know such efforts are largely hit or miss
to begin with so if you're still interested in a sneak peek of the
action, you've come to the right place. If you like ladies with large breasts heaving to and fro, this might be just the title you're looking for to inspire you in painting the ceiling but read our picture-laden review for more information on what is sure to be on your short list of titty titles next month.
has long been established as the kind of pornographer able to bring
something different to his works; often combining raw energy absent in
the releases of his peers with a twisted sense of reality that works
best when he's shooting for Sin City or other companies with less restrictive policies concerning BDSM themes. His latest release making it to me was Dementia V: Collector's Edition where this time Tory lane was placed in charge of a young debutante
(Brooke Scott) whose father (Otto Bauer) wants her properly trained.
The back cover said it like this: "Deep within the seedy side of town,
where the subculture of the depraved and the perverted hide in the
shadows, a beautiful young girl has awakened to find herself in the
middle of a twisted sexual nightmare. Sin City presents the story of an
infamous underground sex institution, where young women are taken to
learn the art of decadent erotic pleasures. An institution where morals
and inhibitions are cast to the wind as the once shy and innocent young
girls are transformed into wild sexual animals on the prowl for the
most intense and perverted experiences ever imagined." If you want to
catch a fuck flick that is heavy on the fuck and light on the flick,
you might find this to be a very solid choice to enjoy as the ladies
all gave winning performances. It was another of his edgy features that will cater more to the hardcore
raincoater crowd than those of us typically appreciative of features.
The casting of the principle roles here, Tory and Brooke in particular,
were wise as they worked out so well, the technical values and second
disc of extras adding enough stroke value to merit a rating of Recommended. In short, Dementia V: Learning the Ropes should have enough stroke value and replayability to keep most of you
happy despite some minor quirks where a few gals did not truly live up
to the potential.
Tyler Scott's most recent release making it to me is the vignette oriented Ashlynn & Friends #2 where the nod to contract hotty Ashlynn Brooke only meant she was in a
single scene, two if you could the previously released bonus scene shot
awhile back. I hate it when a porno makes it sound like a performer is
the star of the show and in multiple scenes but the back cover showed
who worked with whom even if the text gave the impression that Ashlynn
was fucking all her female peers. Here's what it said to give you an
idea: "We've let Ashlynn on the loose again, and this time, she's
brought an all-star cast of freaky friends for a fuckin' freaky time!
Check out Ashlynn Brooke with Audrey Bitoni, Jenny Hendrix, Julia Bond,
and Lexi Belle in this killer cunt con-cock-tion that will have you
gettin' jizzy with it. These silly little bitches are looking to have a
fun & wild time gettin' their legs spilt and their pussies hit with
the big bad boner that blew the house down. It's Ashlynn &
Friends...so it's going to be one hell of a night!" Ashlynn and the
other ladies were all attractive though so I gave it a fair look for
those interested in some in depth coverage. It started off a bit slowly and I wish that Ashlynn Brooke had been given
more than one new scene here but the other ladies picked up the ball
nicely so I rated the DVD as Recommended. The technical matters
were competently handled and aside from the music that opened each
scene, the audio was about average with some fair extras adding
knowledge of most the ladies thanks to the interviews four of them had.
In short, Ashlynn & Friends #2 was not the best work by the ladies or the company itself
yet there was a decent amount of fuck for the buck thanks to the replay
and stroke value presented so give it a look to see why I liked it so
much.
Marco Banderas
is the dark, sultry Latino that many women are finding to be
irresistible for his driven performances in porn, the guy coming out of
nowhere awhile back in order to provide an alternative to the vanilla
and chocolate offerings of the industry. His work as a performer is
very solid with many companies vying for his time but the majority of
movies he has directed still come from Mercenary Pictures;
a fairly obscure company known mainly for interracial titles and
sporadic attempts at marketing. Marco's latest release as director is Culos Gigantes #3, the sequel to Culos Gigantes 2,
a movie literally about ladies with "gigantic asses". While I prefer
ladies with large, shapely, asses instead of the cellulite packed backs
some titles such as this are known for, I had to admit that having seen
the cast list last week, I couldn't resist picking up my copy of the
flick to see how the ladies fared in all five lengthy scenes. It showed ample amounts of ladies with junk in their trunk to merit a rating of Recommended
or better from me; the technical values better than last time even if
the cast of ladies was somewhat mixed in terms of consistent sexual
entertainment value. The fuck for the buck and strokability of most
scenes may vary depending on your specific tastes but Sandra Romain
once again ruled the roost as she gave her all in a very fine
performance. In short, Culos Gigantes #3, like Culos Gigantes 2
before it, was a sign that Marco has been working on getting even
better with time so I can't wait to see what my gal pal Ravyn comes up
with when she reviews volume four soon.
Lovely reviewer Ravyn took a break from interviewing superstars this week in order to dig deep and find a few winning titles too, beginning with The Bottom Drawer: Rachel Lyn has come to terms with her fathers passing and finally made
the effort to pack up his things at his home. What she does find is her
father stash of Penthouse magazines in his night table drawer. As she
looks through his vintage collection she begin to get all hot and
bothered as she flips through the pages. With each of the six scene
Rachel gets deeper into her fantasy and at the end gets exactly
what she wants and then some! The Bottom Drawer is a couple's title that has a very interesting
story to tell. The costumes used in each scene depicted the time
ranging from present day to early Victorian. Each of the couples
enjoyed working together and it showed with the eye contact and how
will they worked with the other. The only minor flaw I saw was that
Naomi needed her eyebrows done.. they looked too thick for a woman. I
enjoyed the jazz music that was included with each of the six
scenes. If you love jazz and love women in stockings and garters
this is one for you; and Entering Nautica Thorn: I have heard so much about the exotic looking hotty Nautica Thorn
and how she has taken on the porn world by storm since the very beginning. Nautica is a true beauty being both of Asian and Puerto
Rican background. She has that come fuck me look that all men want
and desire. You also has Tyler Faith another beauty who I have enjoyed watching in my other titles. I enjoyed watching the g/g scene with them and wondered just how any people noticed how
intense they both were. There are not too many g/g scenes that stand
out to make me notice and this one did. Kimberly Kane is another cutie
that caught my eye during the BTS. I liked her punk rock look with the
torn hose and the metallic belt. I would have preferred Kelly coupled
off with Nick since they both are very hard core and give it as
good as it gets but one cant have everything they want can they.Entering Nautica Thorn is a good gonzo title for those that love the
voyeurism aspect involved with one hardcore anal scene for back
door lovers. All in All a job well done for Nautica and her team!
Reviewer Sawyer N. Derwear then showed us the better side of life with POV: Pussies on View: The title is a twist on "Point of View." It's the viewer's (specifically male viewer's) point of view we're seeing in most of the shots. Thus, the girl is giving you head, or fucking you. It
may seem gimmicky, but it looks good (there's no awful fisheye effect,
for example) and it doesn't get tiring. To the editor's credit, there's
a nice variety of shots in each of the five scenes. They're well lit,
too, and sound good. I can't overstate how much I enjoyed the lack of
obnoxious music and talk. Each scene is bereft of dialogue and has relatively little music -- a
good thing in both cases. Replacing dialogue, the scenes use
intertitles just as the old silent movies did. Every so often, words
such as "finger me" or "cum on me" appear amid the action. It's an
enjoyable artistic device, and even adds to the erotic value by
removing the otherwise distracting and inane dialogue so common to the
genre. Even when porn dialogue isn't silly, it's frequently unnecessary
for the goal of getting a viewer off, or just doesn't help to do so. I
applaud this method of getting around that. I enjoyed this disk on original viewing and on several subsequent
viewings. The girls are all easy to look at, the sex is genuine, the
images and sounds are very pleasing. It's both relaxing and
sexually-charged; a unique experience in my porn viewing history. I
believe the absence of "noise" -- in the form of obnoxious music or
silly dialogue contributed greatly to allowing the natural (and
otherwise fairly mundane) sex to be a real turn-on. Couples may enjoy
this, though the girls will have little more than cocks to look at,
given the theme of a male's viewpoint.
Reviewer Felix Vasquez then dove into a couple of movies you might appreciate with The House on Horny Hill: "an actual porn take on "House
on Haunted Hill," with a set up that introduces a plot. Varla is a real
estate broker who is having a difficult time selling a local house and
can't quite figure out why. One night after being chewed out by her
boss, she performs some research and discovers the house is being
haunted by nymphomaniacs. If only we all had that luck, eh? Amused and
somewhat curious, she decides to have another go at the house and
refuses to tell clients its history. The night prior to showing the
house, Varla is haunted in her dreams with a lesbian fantasy and soon
is shown proof that she's haunted by nymphos.
Even though this wasn't the hardest of hardcore lesbian porn at a
little under two hours I was never bored. The emphasis here is more on
big tits and heavy kissing which is what will serve as a good portion
of lesbian interplay. The performers pull their scenes off well and
each segment is hotter than the last. It made me rethink the lesbian
porn fetish and it's a creative movie with some great set ups" and Maya Hills is The Runaway Brat: "is a Hills led take on a barely legal formula that takes runaway
hotties and turns them on good looking men who so happen to come across
them while they flee their respective homes and situations. I love the
DVD case which has the entire specs on the back of a Milk Carton also
with a basic concept breakdown. Five runaways, five older men, lots 'o
fucking. It just all feels like "Barely Legal Runaways" in the end with Maya
Hills leading the charge with a segment that doesn't hold a candle to
the rest in this compilation, in spite of the coverage she's given. I'm
still big on Hills, but for the folks looking for a porn centered on
her, this won't be it. "Runaway Brat" though is an interesting and
pretty good porn with great production qualities, and wonderful extras
to keep you sitting pretty for an hour. I'd say it's worth your money
if you absolutely must see Hills, or are a fan of the "Barely Legal"
series.
Reviewer Wind Tunnel then provided a few titles worth considering such as We Fuck 'Em Young #2: "While Juan Cuba's direction may irk some to the point of turning the
disc off at times, this second entry into the (hopefully ongoing)
series showcases some winning talent (Naomi & Kayden) in sometimes
surprising performances (Sindee), as well as one from an
already-established teen-dream queen (Alexis), and just one clunker
(Summer). In the ratio of good to great porn, this more than likely
serves the better of the two. And even as I didn't prefer the
direction, the stronger performances nearly obliterate that qualm, and
any overt pushiness and perversion remained where they should be - on
the hands and in the mind of the viewer (me!). And you, too! Plus,
the entire extra feature as a bonus was a fantastic extra, a great
2-for-1 deal which I hope Red Light continues with their new titles.
If not, they certainly have a knack for reeling in some great talent,
and I look forward to the future! I really do" and Seymore Butts' Blast Off: "Another in the long line of gonzo/near-reality porn from one of the
greats, Seymour Butts. As is his preference, his wandering camera
captures one-on-one and three-ways on the fly, the groups and duos well
into their playtime, Mr. Butts honing in on the action. Being a SB
title, of course there's anal play to be had (as well as copious salad
tossing for the men), though not everyone, sadly, takes part. Kylie's pool-soaked tryst pulled off with an even keel of heat, while
the ever-fabulous Rucca and equally great Jazmine nearly broke Herschel
in two. Leigh & Jordana worked well together, though a little on
the tame side, and Velvet & Shannon bottled and released Christian
with their somewhat filthy powers. I guess you could say I liked it!"
Then reviewer Peter Rockwell saw fit to praise the merits of an Elegant Angel title designed to appeal to older men wanting young gals as their bed buddies in It's A Daddy Thing 4: I'll pretty much sum up this DVD the way I sum up man of
Elegant Angel's titles. If you're sure you can handle the often rough
action then you'll definitely enjoy it. If you're looking to watch it
with your significant other, or prefer more passionate sex, look
elsewhere. It's A Daddy Thing! 4 provides plenty of value, attractive girls, and solid technical quality. Even though I've only had the chance to view only a small
number of Elegant Angel's DVDs, I've always been very impressed with
their attention to technical quality. This release, shot in a full
frame format, has only the smallest instances of edge enhancement and
pixilation - and when there were it was hardly noticeable. The color of
the print was dead on, with all flesh tones looking realistic and warm.
Plenty of lighting was used so unwanted shadows were never a concern.
The audio is your standard 2.0 stereo and it sounded fine with decent
separation. Elegant Angel provides a boatload of extras. Not only do you get the
standard photo gallery, behind the scenes, trailers, and weblinks, you
also get a bonus footage and a bonus scene. Taken from a previous
Elegant Angel release the bonus scene features a young brunette getting
railed on a couch. The video quality was merely average, but it is
still better than nothing.
Reviewer Michael Vega was up next providing the relative merits of two titles you might enjoy too, starting with Big Tits, Round Asses 4: "I suppose I should
admit my bias now - Bang Bros are one of my favorite websites (in the spirit of
full disclosure, Naughty America is number one thanks to the absence of condoms
in ALL of their scenes). However, even if I wasn't a fan of the brothers Bang, I
would still feel more than confident giving this disc a Highly Recommended
since it lives up to what it promises - big titties and (very) round asses.
They've assembled some of the most reliable thick chicks in the industry today -
Carmella, Carly and Gianna, as well as some up 'n cummers - Whitney, Vanessa and
Cassandra. If you're looking for some asses shaking and titties jiggling, Big
Tits Round Asses 4 will most definitely deliver. Bring on v5!" and Diary of a MILF #7: Though the first and
last chapters of this diary are weak, the ones in between are enough to make up
for it. Both Avas turn in some hot performances that had me wondering how much
damage they could do if they were in the same scene. In addition, Wendy and
Monica delivered a surprising performance with some sexy fucking and even sexier
oral action. On the strength of those three scenes, this disc gets a hearty Recommended
rating.
Harry Johnson found a title he really enjoyed too in Double Play #5: Mark Ashley is no slouch when it comes to threesomes as the fifth
Double Play installment has arrived. Ten fantastic girls join hands,
lips, and pussies for a little FFM action. The five scenes here are
very good though I have to admit that a few stand out above the rest.
If you're looking for some awesome threesome action then you really
have to look no further. This release is pretty hot from start to
finish. If threesomes are your thing then Mark Ashley's Double Play is probably
a series you're very familiar with already. The fifth installment
features ten girls who really get into the sex though some of these
scenes are notably better than the rest. Out of what's here I'd say
that three out of the five are fantastic with the other two being
better than average. That spells a solid release in my opinion and
because of that I'm going to highly recommend this title. Ashlynn is
quickly becoming one of my favorite performers and along with the
others you can't really go wrong here. The five scenes here are sensational looking with no lapse in quality
to really mar the presentation. Sure a little bit of grain appears now
and then plus the contrast can be somewhat wonky during transition but
all around the video remains very strong. The 2.0 Dolby Digital is
competent for what it is as well though I can't say that it will blow
your socks off. The content features clean and concise audio with
proper balance for the most part and very little to gripe about other
than the fact that the 2.0 is somewhat limiting.
We finish up our look of top weekly picks with a title that made it in just moments ago, Sluts of the Caribbean by favored reviewer Frankenlola: An amateur photographer gets involved in a conspiracy to defame a
professional athlete. After being seduced in an airport, our hero
wakes up in the Caribbean. There he finds out he was chosen to snap
photos of a famous football (soccer) player having sex with multiple
European hotties. A lot of hot sex ensues, with our photographer
finding himself more involved then anticipated.
I am not going to ruin the ending for you, you will just need to watch
and see. While the picture and production was very good, the acting
was humorous. It kind of added a cheese factor to the movie, but since
none of the stars were American, a little trouble with English is
acceptable. The most annoying part of the acting was that the girls
were constantly looking into the camera. While this is the norm for
gonzo titles, in a feature movie this should be avoided.
This is rated high as a couple's movie; the girls were very
attractive and natural, for the most part. Except for the last scene,
none of the sex was extreme. Even the shots that were girl/girl
weren't bad, as the focus stayed mostly on the men. The beautiful beach
sex was exciting, like something you would want to do on your next
Caribbean vacation, but how do the girls get the sand out of their
"places"? The cheese factor may some newcomers roll their eyes, but
beyond that this is something for those that want something more than
inflated blondes and living room scenes.
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