Peepoodo Gets Omega Priapism and Loses His Mind Over at Adult Time

Animated Series Shows What Happens When a Man’s Brain Officially Migrates to His Dick

I don’t know who Balak is, but he’s a fucking genius. The Peepoodo and The Super Fuck Friends is on “Episode 18” and I’m only just discovering it! I’m curious about how Peepodo and his buddies got into this five-minute episode’s muddle and thus will be binge-watching the animated series on Adult Time to find out.

It’s a tale as old as time when the normally placid Peepoodo gets a nasty case of omega priapism after a legendary tryst with a dominant but devoted she-wolf. What this means is that his dick has been engorged for longer than four hours and he needs to call a doctor. But he won’t. Because his ever-enlarging erection is developing a mind of its own: his. The mega cock is literally absorbing his brain into it and taking control of his actions. So, basically, another day in the average man’s life.

For reasons unclear to me, the massive erection and the Peepoodo attached to it are pissed off. Perhaps it’s because Dr. Pussycat tried to drain the blood from his cavernous tissue in order to avoid his penis exploding as his brain was progressively absorbed into it. In what can only be called an example of extreme toxic masculinity, the unspeakably large and veiny phallus goes on a rampage of vandalism and violence, causing Peepoodo to snort god-knows-what off a tree stump and nearly kill his dear friends with the sheer treelike bludgeoning power of his penis. Nothing can stop him!

Nothing except the power of Dr. Pussycat’s breasts! Huzzah! Sexy, smart, rides a motorcycle, and is not putting up with any crap; that’s Dr. Pussycat. When the demon cock that is now Peepoodo declares himself the Alpha Male, the fuzzy breasted science vixen calls bullshit on the whole theory, concluding that one’s value is not dependent upon their penis size. Thus confused, Peepoodo is somehow safely transported to the hospital, where his friends say many wise and woke things, including “If you let your dick do your thinking for you, you could wind up destroying the entire universe.”

Let that be a lesson for us all. A lesson in at least 18 parts so far.

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