Elf Porn

December 16, 2003
FLESHBOTMOD

While you're waiting for the release of "The Return of the King" tomorrow, indulge your pornier Middle Earth fantasies with the largest collection of actual hardcore elf sex photographs on the Web: "That's right! Not cartoons. Not women in costume ears. This is the real deal!" Yes, we couldn't believe it either.

Elf Porn: "Ears Make The Best Handles!"
See also: "What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex"