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Kourtney Kardashian Makes The Perfect Snow Bunny

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We Need A Miss Snow Bunny For Kourtney Kardashian To Win

In order to be a snow bunny you need a couple of things. First, you need snow, that really does without saying, but you need more than just a few flakes on the ground. Second, you need an awesome coat to hide the bikini (so to speak). And lastly you need to be Kourtney Kardashian. When you've got snow, a sweet coat, and the body of Kourtney Kardashian you are going to make one hell of a snow angel.

I really don't understand why don't have a Miss Snow Angel or something like. I guess some places might have that, but really it should be like Miss USA and Miss America, something we should all gather around the television to watch as a family. Though, I guess if Kourtney Kardashian entered every year the competition would get kind of boring because she'd win. That's probably why it hasn't happened yet. Kourtney Kardashian is probably the perfect snow bunny. Sure, others can try, but I don't know if they'll be able to match her snow bunnying abilities.

Look, I hate the snow and the cold and the darkness of winter, but damn it if Kourtney Kardashian snow bunny hasn't made me hope for more snow. Well, more snow for Kourtney Kardashian to wear a bikini in, not for the rest of us.

via Kourtney Kardashian on Instagram

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