Who Wants To Be Rescued By A Nude Marisa Papen?

A Naked Marisa Papen Is A Great Reason To Get Lost At Sea

I'll admit that one of my greatest fears is being lost at sea. I can't imagine floating out on the water on some piece of wood or tiny lifeboat with the sun beating down on me, no land in sight, and nothing to eat. That idea is something that keeps me up at night. But if being lost at sea means being rescued by a nude Marisa Papen, then let's hit the water.

Marisa Papen would likely have to wear a life jacket or something when she jumps in the water to pull you to the rescue boat, but I think that totally counts. Seeing a nude Marisa Papen would truly be the greatest sight for sore eyes. It would almost make nearly dying totally worth it. Sure, being on dry land and out of the sun is great and all, but Marisa Papen  has one incredibly hot nude body. I'd be willing to stay on the boat for a little just to be close to a nude Marisa Papen. Though to be honest, and I always am around you glorious people, what wouldn't we do to be close to a nude Marisa Papen. Hell, we don't have to be close. We just need to Marisa Papen is nude and wants us to do something and we'd do it.

I guess the only real danger would be getting lost at sea the week a nude Marisa Papen wasn't manning the rescue boat. Man, that would really put a damper on being rescued.

photo by Thomas Agatz