Only in Florida: Dinner And A Show

Next Time Try Dancing At An Applebee's

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Having been to a few Japanese steakhouses before, I can safely say that part of the fun is seeing the chefs do their magic. Watching them flip the food, make punny jokes, and all the rest truly make for a wonderful dining experience. Not to mention the food is usually quite tasty. For one Florida Man he felt a woman on a date wasn't having any fun so he decided to take her dining experience up a notch by performing an "erotic dance" for her.

Yes, Mr. James Dylan Jordan might have a had one too many sake shots, but for whatever reason, he felt he had to take off all his clothes (maybe it was hot in there) and start dancing for a woman who was on a date with her husband. For some reason the woman wasn't into his romantic gesture, it could have been the dance moves (the police didn't report what the moves were, my guess a few pelvic thrusts and a little twerking) and that's when things turned ugly. Feeling hurt Mr. Jordan lashed out at the woman by calling her fat. Yes, Mr. Jordan was later arrested.

Perhaps Mr. Jordan's dance moves would have more appreciated if done in say an Applebee's or California Pizza Kitchen. Someplace that doesn't provide live entertainment.

via the smoking gun