Remaindered Smut

Where we clean out our bookmarks so you won't get bored over the weekend:

· Pucker up! Lovely anal jewelry that's been "designed for a nice comfortable fit for long term wear."

· The Superficial has a German video of Anna Nicole Smith's (intentional) "wardrobe malfunction" earlier this week. There isn't a whole lot to see, but if you listen closely, you will hear the word for "cellulite" in German.

· Hot college girls! It's kind of like GGW, but you don't have to worry about seeing Joe Francis in the background: Davo's Bikini Babes (1, 2, 3).

· Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you don't deserve a little action every once in a while, right? Have a look (or don't) at Hobo porn (Thanks, Ricardo)

· Sexy photos from tranny superstar Allanah Starr's shemale extravaganza in New York last week (Thanks, J.)

· A little culture: hot pics of a really, really flexible ballet dancer.

· Slideshow Studio: five galleries of sexy, young men

· The department of career advancement: a Thai go-go dancer quits prostitution to become pornstar (with pics!)

· Bigger, longer, harder: CNN's Jeanne Moos on the sex quack museum (Real video, via Xeni)

· Disturbing trend: gay murders appear to be on the rise in Prague

· Boobblog: for the breast lover in you.

· Makes you wonder if there's more democracy in China or Alabama: the 2004 Adult Expo opened today in China where there are now around 20,000 sex shops.

· Is the Bush administration going to drop funding for HIV prevention and awareness programs that mention condoms? More info here.

· Lovely photo gallery: "They've got an interesting shtick - one plays with the guy (although it looks like she gives him blue balls), whilst the other one watches and, um, urinates." (Thanks, Zach)

· A nice collection of German TV beauties (Thanks, Cayne)

· If you study porn as film school student, will you be able to get a job after graduation? The Village Voice reports.

· Tell us something we don't know: porn actors have become "the darlings of the lit set and the toast of SoHo" (R.S.)