Remaindered Smut: Post Weekend Edition

Sorry for the truncated posting schedule last Friday; looks like the same computer glitch that terrorized Wonkette last week somehow made it on to our own machines here at Fleshbot. We lost a good chunk of the remaindered smut links we were planning on serving you for the weekend, but managed to salvage some of them for your perusal here before they get too stale. After all, you know what they say: leftover smut is better than none at all.

· Gain a new respect for gender illusionists with this illustrated guide to genital tucking. Like, ouch. (geocities.co.jp - thanks Rob)

· We'd never heard of Dutch actress Chantal Janzen before seeing this photoset, but hope to be seeing a lot more of her in the future. (knakezooi.nl)

· Our tipster wants to know if these are outtakes from a special Lesbian Olympics ceremony that didn't make it to NBC. We'll have to double check our TiVOs to make sure. (funberry.com - thanks Dan)

· And speaking of TiVOs - did we blink and miss this Olympic nip slip last week, or was this aquatic wardrobe malfunction during a women's water polo match censored via a time delayed broadcast? (anothersite.co.uk)

· Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place. (photos by Werner Amann @ stern.de)

· Italian teen porn queen Melissa Panarello thinks that sexuality is "normalissimo". We say, Brava! (Guardian UK)

· Nice single Jewish girls or porn models in disguise? Some graphic designer at JDate has some explaining to do. (haaretz.com)