Wet Spots

· Fox gets slapped with a $1.18 million fine for showing whipped cream-covered strippers, while Dutch viewers get to ogle bikini-clad hotties on national television without fear of government reprisals. We are so moving to Amsterdam. (Reuters + YDM)

· More bad news for Fox: Bill O'Reilly fingered for hot Caribbean falafel sex fantasy. (The Smoking Gun)

· Snap, crackle, and moan: Rice Krispies Vibrator takes Canada by storm! (Boing Boing)

· Angel Cassidy writes in to tell us she's the newest No More Bush Girl. Insert Brazilian wax joke here. (nomorebushgirls.com)

· What's better than tulips on a piano? Why, two lips on ... uh, two lips, of course. You didn't think we'd be that obvious, did you? (Twistys gallery @ Funberry)

· Britney "talks like a slut", lets nipples hang out. This is news? (Cityrag, via Defamer)

· Ever wonder what a FleshLight feels like? Our long-lost cousin Fleshjoe explains it all for you, in more detail than you probably wanted to know. (reviews and .wmv videos @ fleshjoe.com, via Coolio's)

· Sacramento makes it official: Firefighting and porn don't mix. "It's an inappropriate use of city equipment, obviously." (CNN - thanks Tyler)

· 2004 Durex Sex Survey says that France is the "sexiest state", while Italians have the most orgasms. We're sensing some statistical confusion here. (survey results @ durex.com - thanks David)

· You'll still have to pay your way to Carson City to redeem your prize, but isn't just the idea of winning a free fuck at the Bunny Ranch its own reward? (contest entry form @ bunnyranch.com - thanks Screenhead)

· If you do win the Bunny Ranch contest, don't forget to pack your free K-Y Warming UltraGel sample. It gets cold at night in Nevada, you know. (ky.com - thanks Len)

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