It's a slow week for celebrity sex news when the best we can come up with is a video allegedly starring Miss New York 2000 USA Carrie Tucker, who you've probably never heard of before reading this post (unless you keep up with the news in the exciting world of laser eye surgery, for which she's apparently a spokesmodel). Whoever she is—or whoever the video shows—it's still fun to watch. At least give us credit for trying.
"Sex Tape Of Carrie Tucker, Miss New York Surfaces" (thenewsvault.com)
Dracule.com (dracule.com)
Update See also: Useless Junk (thanks Sander) and Beer and Shots (thanks Wolf).
Previously: Aylar: Pageant Porn Star, Miss Universe's Wardrobe Malfunction, Severina In Action