Wet Spots

· We could've sworn that someone had invented the concept of scratch-n-sniff panties already, but perhaps we were thinking of something else. (munkimunki.com, via Flaunting It)

· Behold the abandoned US military technology that will launch a thousand gay porn scenarios: look for "Sex Bomb Sluts" on the shelves of your favorite dirty DVD emporium in the not-too-distant future. (New Scientist - thanks John)

· Our smut happy sister site Wonkette holds forth on a recent congressional hearing: "Brownback got to spend taxpayer money on a hearing devoted to pornography addiction? It's like holding a hearing on chocoholism! Pornography isn't addictive, it's fun!" (Wonkette)

· Looking to check out a copy of Jenna Jameson's bestselling autobiography? It just got a little harder to find at the Houston Public Library. (ala.org)

· We're thrilled to report that our gal Belladonna delivered a healthy 6 lb. 7oz. baby girl earlier this week—you can take a look on Bella's website for her first photo, assuming you don't get distracted by the free trailers for "Belladonna's Fucking Girls" and "My Ass Is Haunted". Congratulations!

· Here's your chance to own a piece of porn history, if you're lucky: the Polaroids featured in "Art School Sluts" are being given away in a free drawing on Adult DVD Empire. Hot. (adultdvdempire.com)

· Yes kids, we're doing our best to find more shots from golfer Sophie Sandolo's nude calendar just as soon as we can—do you really think we'd miss an opportunity to feature yet another naked female athlete on Fleshbot? (BBC)

· The problem with the world today is that there's just not enough love to go around. Nice to know that these two gals are doing their best to change that. (.wmv video w/sound @ Xax)

· Bacchus at ErosBlog ponders the sort of question we tend to think about a lot ourselves: "Can anyone explain to me why it's art when this woman "dances and acts" while 22 bottles of olive oil are poured over her naked body on a public stage, but it's porn when these young ladies get into an inflatable swimming pool and pour a similar quantity of canola oil over each other?" (Eros Blog)

· Philidelphia resident Tony Chiu wants to live like an Italian, befriend Al Goldstein, and become "king of amateur adult films" ... but then again, doesn't everyone? (Philadelphia Weekly - thanks J.)

· Wish you could've hung out with us at the AVN Awards last weekend? Tomorrow night's broadcast on SIRIUS Satellite Radio is the next best thing to having been there. (AVN)

· And lest we forget ... Free Carmella! (azcentral.com)

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