Wet Spots

· Yes, apparently there really is a group called "Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography". But you know those wacky "concerned citizens"—they'll protest anything. (CNN - thanks José)

· Meanwhile, another group is protesting the fact that "MTV is blatantly selling raunchy sex to kids". We totally agree—let's keep the raunchy sex on VH1 where it belongs! (Adrants)

· Note to actress Kelly Brook: If you have a problem with a studio releasing a film with your nude scenes intact, make sure you state that in your contract first. Or, like, just keep your clothes on to begin with. (Oh, and p.s.: We think you're hot. Don't tell Billy.) (sky.com - thanks Rob)

· We're not sure why the fact that former "industry prude" Adelphia Communications is now offering XXX programming is such big news. But then, we get all our hardcore porn via the internets like everyone else. (LA Times)

· If these panties aren't the ultimate in sexy geek chic, we don't know what is. Er, are. Whatever. (sexblo.gs)

· Speaking of sexy geeks, our keypad-licking sibling site Kotaku has gone smut crazy this week, with recent posts on 8-bit porn, dirty gaming devices, and what really happened after Mario saved the princess. And they call us the filthy-minded ones in the Gawker Media family? (Kotaku)

· Then again, newly hatched Gridskipper is already posting about Czech hookers and Brazilian condom distribution statistics. These kids today grow up so fast ... (Gridskipper)

· There's nothing like a bit of accidental ad placement wackiness to liven up an otherwise dull page on the official Super Bowl website—unless it's all those Viagra and Cialis ads you'll probably be seeing during the game itself. (Vestacrest)

· Hmm, VelvetCladChunkyGothGirls.com sounds kinda familiar actually ... didn't we post about that at some point? (Chickenhead, via Defamer/Boing Boing)

· We'd be happy to help figure out where exactly these nude biking shots were taken, but we're too busy worrying about all that uncomfortable chafing. Ouch. (guessthecity.blogspot.com)

· We thought that our pics from AVN Expo weekend were the next best thing to being there, but Mr. Todd's 3D Adventures in Pornoland are even better. We just may have to try that ourselves next year. (Hardcore Gossip)

· Awfully wordy around here today, isn't it? Would the new trailer for "Jack's Teen America 3" help? We thought so. (QuickTime video @ Digital Playground)

· Finally (and speaking of wordy), if you have a couple of hours to spare you may want to check out this thread at MetaFilter regarding a recent decision to accept advertising from SuicideGirls. We'd share our thoughts on some of the comments, but we nodded off about a quarter of the way through. (metatalk.metafilter.com - thanks Paul)

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