Fred Durst “Hacked” Sex Video

If 2004 was all about Paris Hilton inspiring a rush on celebrity sex videos, this year will go down in history as the one where she kicked off the Great Celebrity Hacked* Sidekick Trend. Of course, along with the rest of you we wish it were Lindsay's or Vin Diesel's gizmo that was the victim of "social engineering tactics" this time, but look on the bright side: not all of the photos are self-portraits of Fred's penis. (Note: Watch out for a blizzard of opportunistic "You Got Dursted!" virus-laden emails any moment now.)

"Fred Durst's T-Mobile Hacked Sex Tape" (Captain Cum; also spotted [duh] @ Gawker and Drunken Stepfather)

Inevitable updates and late-breaking celebrity penile developments after the jump.

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*Update In our precaffeinated haze today (why do these things always have to break first thing in the morning?), we neglected to consider the fact that "hacked Sidekick sex tape" may be a technological oxymoron. We'll let Defamer explain it all for you, because we still don't think we can deal with watching the video just yet.

See also: "Somebody's Tmobile pr0n got hizacked" (fred.pimped.org)
"FRED DURST HACKED CELLPHONE SEX VIDEO THANKS TO THE TMOBILE TERORIST" (twistedtopics.com)

Update C|Net: "Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker". OK, it all makes sense now. Kinda.

Meanwhile, Cityrag tackles the real question on everybody's hard drive today: How hung is Durst? Short answer: Not very. (cityrag.blogs.com)

Goldenfiddle makes the unsettling realization that "This image will haunt us forever." Which is exactly why we picked out a different shot for our thumbnail for this post. (Hey, at least we tried.) (goldenfiddle.com)

And if you still can't get enough of Fred's jizzkit (there, we said it), amuse yourself by reading through the latest comments to his last Xanga journal entry (which is dated November 11 of last year, and is about his site getting hacked or something—coincidence?). We especially liked this helpful grooming tip: "Next time your videos are leaked, for god sake, make sure your pubes are trimmed." (xanga.com)

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Previously: Paris Hilton Sidekick Photos, Paris Hilton Virus