Personal Assistant Magazine

While were attempting to clear a path to our computer this morning through the stacks of porn DVDs and empty beer bottles here at Fleshbot Central, we contemplated how nice it would be to have a personal assistant to alphabetize our extensive collection of bukkake videos and keep track of all those hacked celebrity Sidekick printouts that have been piling up this week. Coincidentally, we happened to stumble upon the back issue archive of Personal Assistant, an online magazine "setting new corporate standards of conduct" for female office workers complete with tips on "filing, fellatio and proper phone manners." Too bad it seems to have ceased publication—we were looking forward to putting off posting a Help Wanted notice on Craigslist for the time being.

Personal Assistant Magazine (pamagazine.web1000.com - thanks again, VB)

Previously: Happy Administrative Assistant's Day