Usually we're the ones in the Gawker Media family who have to debunk all the fake celebrity nudes that hopeful readers send our way, but no sooner did we start looking around for more information on the real source of that obviously Photoshopped Jenna Bush upskirt pic that's been making the rounds this week than our prodigal sister Wonkette informed us she had already done the, er, legwork for us—and on her first day back on the job, no less. Sorry kids—guess you'll just have to be content with staring really, really hard at that fully-clothed booty shot for the time being.
"Insert Bush Quote Here" (Wonkette)
Not Jenna (forum.mokkels.nl)
Previously: Jenna Vs. Jenna, Jenna Bush Booty Alert, Jenna's Booty Revealed!, "All The President's Spawn"