Gawker Media Dursted!

There's nothing like some hot and heavy celebrity lawsuit action to spice up a slow sex news day, especially when it's your parent company being served the papers: The Smoking Gun posts all the juicy Xeroxed goodness regarding Fred Durst's lawsuit against Gawker Media (along with nine other named defendants and "Does 1 through 100, inclusive", whoever they are—we only remember seeing one girl in the tape) for our roles in disseminating what had already been posted in approximately umptyjillion other places before we even rolled out of bed last Friday. We'll let the mothership handle the official response, although we should add that we are never, ever going to be able to get that "touch my ass and balls" soundbite out of our heads, and who can put a price on that kind of damage?

"Fred Durst Sues Over Stolen Sex Video" (The Smoking Gun)
"Fred Durst: Touch My Balls And My Ass And Then Sue Gawker" (Gawker)

Update Defamer breaks down every penny of that $80 million: "Fred Durst Gives Gawker A Legal Reacharound" (Defamer)

Previously: Fred Durst Hacked Sex Video, Cameron Diaz Video Lawsuit Threat