Morning Wood

· They may be just parodies, but we still think gadgets like the Felch Pump and Bukkake Blaster are ideas whose time is now! (freeserve.co.uk - thanks J.)

· Speaking of parodies, we hear that something like this really happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of ours. So we really don't see what the whole joke is about. (Weekly World News - thanks Tim)

· We have no idea what this "Bank Holiday" they're talking about involves, but at least The Sun's Tuesday Totty Slideshow is distracting us from the fact that it's a really slow sex news week here at Fleshbot. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, we're still trying to wrap our minds around the news that Courtney Love will be playing Linda Lovelace in a new biopic. Go look at this picture again while we think of something clever to say about it. (AVN)