Ann Coulter Sex Fiction

Perhaps inflamed by the provocative sight of her sexy, arachnid-like gams on that recent Time cover, an anonymous blogger reveals the softer, more tender side of Ann Coulter that the rest of the liberal media never gets to see: "The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points
the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic
and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined." You can pretty much figure out from the title where things end up from there.

"I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass Hard" (ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com)

See also: Strap-On Veterans for Truth (straponvets.com; previously spotted here)

Update To forestall any futher criticism from conservative readers of more delicate sensibilities that we're espousing a particular political slant by posting this, may we remind you that we've also bought sex fantasies involving left-leaning "personalities" to your attention as well ... and we'll be totally happy to post any Barbara Boxer/Maureen Dowd slash porn too if the opportunity ever presents itself. (We can only hope.)

Previously: "Daily Show" Slash, BOP Collective, Porn For Progress