Celebrity Nipplewatch™

So we're thinking that our problem regarding the apparent lack of celebrity boobage in the media this year may have something to do with the fact that we just haven't been looking hard enough: after all, who's to say that a fully bare areola is the only thing worth keeping an eye out for? As our friends at Egotastic explain in a trio of posts today, "I figured I'd go for a trifecta of celebrity see-throughness. A triumvirate of sheer cloth. A troika of insinuation." So what if it means squinting ourselves into a migraine to see anything? At this point, we can't afford to be too picky.

"Is Mischa Barton's dress see-through?", "Melania Knauss Also See Through", and "Christina Aguilera See-Through Too" (Egotastic)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archives, Janice Dickinson Nip Slip, Bijou Phillips Nipple Slip