Wet Spots

· Send bad girl Gia Paloma some healing vibes as she recuperates from her boob job this week: "I went from B's to D's, just like my grades once I hit junior high!" Let's hope this hospital stay was more pleasant than her last one. (AVN Blog; see pre-surgery Gia pics here)

· Just when we thought we'd forever be spared of more Ann Coulter sex fiction, that horny mystery blogger is back in the ass-saddle again: "
Well get out of that ridiculously too young for you Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt, say goodbye to 1998 and lose the cargo pants, and get ready to stuff the only thing interesting about you into the sloppy end of my digestive tract.
" (blogspot.com, via WOW Report)

· Anyone know where we can get a copy of a magazine with that new Durex ad? It might come in handy on those long flights when we're feeling a little lonely. (ad-rag.com)

· Speaking of trips, we now know where not to stay the next time we hit the road ... thanks to Clean Hotels, "a network of lodging facilities that do not offer in-room, 'adult', pay-per-view movies". Sweet! (cleanhotels.com)

· Then again, if we ever find ourselves in a porn-free hotel room late at night we guess we can always tune to TBS for some hot Ginger-on-MaryAnn pie fight action. (tbs.com, via Attu; more sexy pie fights here)

· Two things you should know before you read this story about a Norwegian high school student stripping onstage to win a contest: 1) she's 19, and 2) whoever filmed it apparently hadn't learned how to use the zoom feature on his or her video camera yet. (aftenposten.no; see video @ Double Viking)

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