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“Mutiny” Caption Contest Winners

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It's been a grueling week and a half of sifting through entries for our "Mutiny" DVD contest giveaway—but Owen Hawk hath spoken, and you'll find the three prizewinning captions after the jump: "Your readers are very witty, many of these made me laugh, but these were the ones I thought should win ... "

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The winners (click for larger versions):

1.
(Image removed due to the new 2257 regulations.)

Grand Prize Winner!
"Despite the pleasure he found in this new form of oral hygeine, Jim hoped to one day have a toothbrush of his own."

. . .

2.

"Highlights Magazine decided to pull this week's installment of 'One of These Things Is Not Like the Other'."

. . .

3.

"Mary Lou Retton didn't insist on wearing her boots, bitch."

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See also: "Mutiny" (official Flash site @ darkalleymedia.com)

Previously: Year of the Hawk, Owen Hawk: Dark Alley Media


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