Wet Spots

· Contrary to what we thought previously, you can indeed buy porn at your local Wal Mart—as long as your local Wal Mart is in China. (ashwinnavin.blogspot.com - thanks Rob)

· Watch the fearless Saint Seiya boldly go where no action figure has gone before. (Except maybe Barbie, that is ... but then Barbie's not exactly an "action figure", is she?) (Boing Boing)

· Military police confiscate "weapons of ass destruction" at army base. Our asses are feeling safer already. (Sensible Erection)

· While the ACLU is suing to stop a proposed law that would require ISPs to block porn sites in Utah, a former stripper is elected to the Municipal Court in neighboring Nevada. Ah, America, land of contrasts! (news.com + courttv.com)

· Meanwhile, a Honolulu high court OKs ban on peep show booth doors as preventative measure against prostitution and drug dealing, thus giving perverts who like jerking off in front of an audience even more of a reason to visit peep show booths in the first place. (starbulletin.com)

· A Westchester woman tries to cure her daughter's "sex obsession" by bribing older boys to have sex with her. Needless to say, not everyone's an advocate of that kind of therapy. (thejournalnews.com)

· For when just wearing tight pants with no underwear isn't enough, a tasteful t-shirt by HungNYC will get your, er, point across—though we're scared to think of what their upcoming womenswear line will involve. (hungnyc.com - thanks DS)

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