Male Celebrity Archive @ Homocaine

A Google search for "naked celebrity pictures" displays 1.3 million results ... and we feel like we've seen most of them, including a few (like Steven Tyler's ass) that we probably don't need to see again unless it's a really, really slow day and we're feeling particularly masochistic. Still, it's nice to know that thousands of them are conveniently archived at Homocaine, including everything from soap stars looking very heterosexual in their tighty whiteys to hardcore Durst-O-Rama material. (Bonus points for anyone who can explain to us what the fuck Dustin Hoffman is doing to Jake Gyllenhaal in that series of shots we remember making the rounds a while back. We've never quite been able to figure it out.)-RM

The Celeb Archive (homocaine.com)