Wet Spots

· Wait, a role-playing game inolving "a race of posthuman glitterboi hermaphrodites with psychic powers and penis/vaginas that resemble flowers or sea anemones"? Sign us up! (jrients.blogspot.com)

· Our best wishes go out today to Fleshbot fave Victoria Swinger, who turns 21 this week ... and you get the presents! ("Birthday Promotion" .wmv trailer @ victoriaswinger.com)

· What could be more amusing than badly rendered pornographic fan art? Why, people talking about it, of course. (somethingawful.com - thanks Dan)

· Call us thrifty, but paying 99 cents to look at a dirty picture sounds kind of expensive. Still not a bad idea though. (wired.com)

· AP reports that this week's federal crackdown on porn spam was driven by "the threat of children unwittingly receiving porn in their inboxes"—because apparently we adults just can't get enough of all that "Extrmee harrcode water srptos" and "Hott amatrz sukking off blck guyz" action ourselves. (AP @ chron.com)

· We've never thought about how much water a condom could hold before bursting ... but apparently someone did. (collegesexadvice.com)

· Says the reader who sent us this tip: "Here's another example of marketers using a term that they don't fully understand the meaning of." Anyone up for a game of CornHole? (Shockwave @ nabiscoworld.com - thanks Nathan)

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