Wet Spots

The conservative pinup calendar; Gridskipper's relationship with Tara Reid makes me worried; Chinese people expose themselves on the internet just like everyone else; and transgender sex finally gets totally glamorous after the jump. V. Blue

· It's times like this that I'll choose the frontal lobotomy: rather than unleash their monstrous hoardes on a nearby orphanage, the Claire Booth Luce Policy Institute has announced the lineup of their conservative American women's 2006 pin-up calendar which, not surprisingly, features Ann Coulter as Miss December in a sly nod toward the existence of Santa's frozen cavern being located somewhere on her body. Let the wailing and eye-clawing commence. (Washington Times, via Sploid)

· Tara Reid continues to let the dogs out all over Europe, and poor, impressionable Gridskipper just can't stop watching Miss LaTrainwreck and her Frankenboobie 2005 tour. (Gridskipper)

· The problem with humans is that they're sexual creatures, and lately no one is feeling the sting of this fact more than China, who (insert finger in dyke joke here) can't seem to stop the inevitable when it comes to sex and 87 million Chinese internet users. (News24, thanks Bunny!)

· Fleshbot pal Tristan Taormino pays a visit to a porn set where history is actually being made, and not the 500-chopsticks-in-a-Kerkova-hole type; on the set of "Allanah Starr's Big Boob Adventures", for the first time ever in porn (that we know of) a transman fucked a transwoman (or vice-versa), and somewhere an angel got its wings. (Village Voice)

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