Morning Wood

Craigslist strikes again; remixing Google's SafeSearch for precise porn results; sorority bikini car washes; Trojan horse porn blockers (but don't worry, no actual horse porn); the wrongness of porn subtitling and more after the jump. V. Blue

· While some may perversely enjoy the unintentional ability of Google SafeSearch to filter out Wikipedia articles on kittens and the UN International Court of Justice, it's good to discover that this brilliant script does just the opposite and delivers what SafeSearch filters out, resulting in a connoisseur's delight of porn. Hey, I'd like to keep my Bolton and pussy as seperated as possible anyway, thanks. (Strix.org, thanks Strix!)

· Even if it's not fresh, it's yet another reason Craigslist is one of the best things in the whole wide blowjob-lovin' world: you suck dick like a pornstar. (Craigslist)

· While the notion of using porn to promote safer sex might seem like a no-brainer to some, and reverse engineering to others (and even rocket science to a few), a tip of the condom goes to the Pleasure Project for (heh) taking the plunge. (Times Online)

· Would you trust the care and cleaning of your car to just any old sorority in wet bikinis? Um, yes. (Street Needs, thanks Brad!)

· News flash: porn subtitles = hilariously wrong results, as seen when Whatava Sista tries to get her groove on and nearly dies laughing instead. (Vocis, thanks Frank!)

· Nothing inspires my faith more than a Trojan horse porn blocker that reads URLs and subs lines from the Koran for porn; that is, my faith in Firefox and firewalls. I have to go worship at a babelong now. (IT Week)

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