Morning Wood: Tech Edition

The latest instructions for sypware removal; fun with Fleshbot and Google search mashups; hot imaginary game girls that blow up your car and kick your ass; and Playboy gets actual game babes naked (again), all after the jump. V. Blue

· No one knows the horrors of spyware like porn lovers (and no one knows how to remove it better), though non-porn sites are equally as guilty for transmitting non-consensual computer STDs: good thing for spyware removal tutorials. (Shacknews)

· Whether you think it's getting geeky or gettin' freaky, you have to love a girl who stays up playing with her Fleshbot and Google all night. (Viviane's Sex Carnival)

· Thanks to Kotaku, I've discovered the game for me, where revenge is a dish best served cold while wearing perfect lipstick and the highest heels. Actually it's a Thumb Bandits post about the new ad campaign for Burnout Revenge, but it all looks like a weekend of fun to me. (Kotaku)

· And I know it's no big surprise that the women in Playboy are a little less real than their everyday counterparts, but once again you'll be able to see real actual fake (game) girls drop trou in the glossy. Got all that? Oh, the delicious viral marketing of it all... (Money: CNN, thanks Bunny!)

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