Morning Wood

Buy a Comstock Films DVD today for major Red Cross Katrina donations; learn how to tell real boobies from fake; a gratuitously strange (and kinda hot) Japanese sex toy; and a lawsuit is filed against the porn company most famous for its use of Mardi Gras babes, after the jump. V. Blue

· Today's the big day to buy hot and yummy Comstock Films DVDs; all day today until midnight PST, every DVD you buy will be matched so double the purchase price will be donated to the American Red Cross Hurricane Katirna Relief Fund. No, there will be no profit for these indy porn filmmakers; just hot porn to make you feel good all over in every sense—and if you don't know who to buy extras for, may I suggest sending a few to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC? (Comstock Films)

· You won't need to worry wbout this in a Comstock film, but nonetheless it could be an important lost-at-sea survival skill to know your real titties from the fake. But what I really want to know is, can you use them as a life preserver? Hey, you can drown in a bathtub, that's all I'm sayin'... (Askmen.com, via Sex Wrecks)

· There is absolutely nothing newsworthy about blindfolded Japanese girls riding red vinyl, electric BDSM rocking horses. But I'm happy to break the story regardless. (Sexblo.gs)

· And just because I know that some of you, dear readers, are horny lawyers and some might even be waiting to see how much Girls Gone Wild cares about the Mardi Gras babes, you'll be curious to find out about the lawsuit that's been filed against GGW's producer, Mantra Films Inc. (Xbiz)

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