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Porn Valley Dispatch: Enter the MILF

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Half-assed research reveals a shaky consensus that American Pie was where everybody thinks they first heard the term "MILF". Soon, websites like MILFHunter showed up as well as a healthy niche industry dedicated to the pursuit and maintenance of Moms (I'd) Like to Fuck. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures' Johnson brothers about quality asssurance in this field. Mind the gap.- G. Ponante

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So prevalent has the acronym MILF become in our culture that the word is often left uncapitalized, sharing the honor of other acronyms, like scuba and snafu, that have made it into common usage.

But before alerting Noam Chomsky to this lexicographical milestone, one must understand that the porn industry has corrupted MILF to mean any woman who looks like she might be over 29.

"They're all actually mothers," Cram Johnson said of the talent toiling in his freshman opus (with partner/brother Grip), "MILF Meat".

"(All women) are checked out for a general sense of sadness" consistent with motherhood, Grip Johnson said. "MILF Meat" stars Delilah Strong, Desire Moore, Chelsea Zinn, and Nicki Hunter.

The Johnson brothers ran SkinTight Pictures, purveyor of such comedy porn with extreme overtones as "Chunky on the Fourth of July" and "Revenge of the Butt'er Face". With new distribution care of "American Bukkake" producer JM Productions, Chatsworth Pictures was created to reflect "a town that is symbolic of who Grip and I are;" Cram said. "It gives us life."

"We are Romulus and Remus," he added. "Chatsworth is our Rome."

"MILF Meat" (the orange substance in the picture, Cram explained, is baby food) debuts November 7.

Previously: Mystery MILF, Sex Tribe of the Week: MILFs, Miss Nude Internet(s), Britney Madison, R.I.P., Porn Review Haikus: Extreme Edition, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

See also:
Revenge of the Butt'er Face review, (gramponante.com)
Grip and Cram Johnson Move to Chatsworth (press release at avn.com)


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