Porn Valley Dispatch

Doubtless you've heard (though you've never been on the receiving end) of a sympathy fuck. And sex for money has been around at least as long as I've had a paper route. Oh, and there's also sex between two adults who love each other very much. But now Defiance Films and Mallcom introduce the Contest Handjob. (At least that's what I call it.) Mind the gap.- G. Ponante

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The sponsors have different accounts of who came up with the idea ("It was all Taylor Rain's idea," said Defiance honcho Keith O'Connor) but the result is the same: 10 fans will win handjobs from an impeccably manicured Taylor Rain in her Killer Grip Kontest.

My question (beyond "Why spell 'Kontest' with a K?") revolves around how the contestants will describe how it was they came to be serviced by Taylor Rain. While their faces will not be shown in the resulting video, there needs to be some face-saving measures employed. You don't get respect in the old neighborhood for winning the lottery.

I think the contest should be restructured. Taylor should be pinned under the wheels of a cart, a la "Les Miserables". The first ten people to pry her out from under should get filmed handjobs.

The other way is just too easy.

· "Defiance/Torrid's Handjob Contest" (adultfyi.com)
· Club Taylor Rain (clubtaylorrain.com)
· Defiance Films (defiancefilms.com)

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