Sex Toy TechWatch: Stocking Stuffer Edition

If you're anything like us, you haven't gotten a lick of shopping done yet for your friends and family—and on top of that, your list of people to make nice with is probably bigger than your budget. To that end, we're devoting this edition of our Sex Toy TechWatch to some stocking-stuffer type items that'll be easy on your credit card ... and hard for your horny friends to forget.- J. West

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People will spend all kinds of money on their obsession with a good scotch (including myself). I've seen special glasses, real 'glacial ice,' and $50 hunks of granite meant to keep your sips of whiskey cool and undiluted. But here's an entirely different way to suck on your beverage of choice: McCondom's "Whiskey Flavoured Condoms." Hopefully they haven't been casked in oak barrels for 24 years. That latex tends to dry out after a while.

· McCondom - Whiskey-Flavoured Condoms (scotlandshopdirect.com)

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It's not too late for Hannukah gifts, so if you want to restore that foreskin feeling to a lucky circumcised penis in your life why not stock up on these latex replacements for next year? "Constructed and anatomically formed from the thinnest and finest pre-vulcanised latex and microscopic viscose rayon fibers," the Viafin Atlas SenSlip promises that you can wear it all the time. There are even demonstration videos to give you an, er, taste of what all that pre-bris fun is all about.

· The SenSlip (viafin-atlas.com, via Linkfilter; also spotted @ Gizmodo)
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We've all been there—you end up buying a gift your receipent knows you really wanted for yourself, or vice versa. Well here's an idea for a sex to keep everyone satisfied: The Reckless Rabbit, which is a curvy vibrator with a special feature ... namely, a hole in the middle. The idea is that the penis goes in the vibrator's hole, then in the other hole, and then the whole assembly stimulates both your nether regions together. Good, wholesome fun for the whole family! Isn't that what the holidays are all about?

· Reckless Rabbit (adultstoresales.com, via Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog)

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Of course, the best place to shop for gewgaws and doodads of a sexual nature is Japan. Blogger Demonbaby went on a tour of a seven-floor sex toy emporium in Tokyo last summer and brought back all sorts of goodies, including an anal speculum, breast-shaped snack puddings and lots of little capsule toys. Nothing says "I honor this day of our Lord's birth," like a figurine of a little blonde girl squatting to pee.

· Curiosities from Japan's porno shops (demonbaby.com; previously Fleshbotted here)
· See also: Adult Toys from Japan (catalogie @ jlist.com)

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Previously: Holiday Gift Guide Group Grope, Sex Toy TechWatch Archive