Wet Spots

· Your Tax Dollars at Work, Part 2,974: Hartford, CT police shut down home-operated BDSM site for no other apparent reason than the fact that neighbors reported "suspicious activity" and cars with out-of-state licence plates parked at operator's house. (courant.com; see also updates @ EmpressM.net - via Boing Boing)

· Meanwhile, NowThats FuckedUp.com webmaster Chris Wilson is jailed after refusing to shut down his site after his arrest in October. We're considering baking him a big pink cake with a file in it just to show our appreciation for running all those hot naked military babe pics over the last couple of years. (news.tbo.com)

· AdAge collects the ten (mostly sex-related) ads America never got to see during 2005 ... most of which were featured on Adrants anyway, but why quibble? (adage.com + adrants.com)

· Sexy women golfers, the penile-enhancing merits of steroid use, and more Anna Kournikova analogues than you can shake a racquet at ... all part of Jeff Merron's 2005 Sex & Sports wrapup at ESPN. (sports.espn.go.com)

· What those Worst Case Survival Guides never told you: how to masturbate at the office or your grandmother's house and not get caught. (nationallampoon.com)

· This just in: those models with perfect skin and full, rounded breasts you see in magazines may have been digitally enhanced. (Flash @ demo.fb.se, via Metafilter)

· Enough with all those hot chicks in Santa hats ... where were all the hot chicks in yarmulke bras this year? (yarmulkebra.com, via WOW Report)

· That buzzing sound you hear on the streets of Tokyo isn't just traffic; Japan's Mainichi Daily reports on mass vibrator use among young Japanese women. (asiansexgazette.com)

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