Wet Spots

· If you like to spend your late nights doing something other than watching TV, you may have missed stripper-turned-author Diablo Cody's entertaining visit with David Letterman on Monday. Fortunately, the internet provides, so you can still watch her discuss her new book "Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper" Check out this bonus interview as well. (diablo-cody.com + YouTube + fortwayne.com)

· The internet also comes through with these pics from the Agent Provocateur fashion show in Los Angeles earlier this week. It's the next best thing to being there, sort of. (via sexblo.gs)

· Thinking about getting into the adult business? Good for you! Remember, though, that you should never have to pay $16,000 in "deposits" in order to get an audition ... and that as far as we know, quality smut is rarely filmed in Rhode Island. (bostonherald.com)

· Just so it's clear: NBA star Tony Parker is the real teacher in the bedroom, not Eva Longoria as was previously reported. Thank goodness she cleared that up. (msnbc.com + cnn.com)

· Not merely content to helm her own ever-expanding media empire, Fleshbot fave Joanna Angel is now Spin magazine's new sex advice columnist. Is there anything that girl can't do? (avn.com; super-irritating audio ad warning)

· Kansas abandons the idea of a 10% "porn tax," but still decides to rewrite its state obscenity law to make it easier to prosecute offenders. Also, one state rep discovers that it's not 1952 anymore: "The fact is that something can have a sexually provocative aspect without being obscene." Hey, you're soaking in it! (kansascity.com)

· We always knew that Savanna Samson was tasty ... but now it's official! (reuters.com)

· While going over these quick do's and dont's regarding OPIs (a.k.a. boner pills) we got to wondering about the origin of the term "priapism." Now we know all about the Greek god who punishes thieves with his giant member . Don't ever steal from that guy's garden! (Unless you're into that sort of thing.) (thrillist.com + mac.com)

· To help you recover from that, here's a reminder from Frederick's of Hollywood that sometimes it's good to leave a little to the imagination. But not too much. (HQ gallery @ usemycomputer.com)

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