Wet Spots

· "We wanted to improve the social standing of foreskins ... To have our love for skins recognized is truly a great honor. Thank you very much." How come we never get to attend adult award ceremonies with acceptance speeches like that? (mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· The WB feels the chilling effects of the FCC's ever-more ridiculous censorship war as it takes it upon itself to re-edit the pilot of "The Bedford Diaries" in response to the $3.6 million in fines that were dished out over a murky teen orgy sequence in a recent episode of CBS's "Without A Trace." Admirably, they've made the full, unedited version of the show available on their website; we're still trying to figure out what all the hoo-ha is about. (nytimes.com + warnerbros.com)

· A nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug = the ultimate celebrity MILF fantasy or a monument to the pro-life movement? You decide! (caplakesting.com, via earvolution.com)

· Maybe these artsy shots of a nude Chloe Sevigny will help get the image of that spooky Britney sculpture out of your head. Or maybe not. (blognyc.net)

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